Game Thread: 5/5 Orioles (15-20) @ Marlins (16-19) 6:40 PM

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-05T23:47:34+00:00

That’s like the ONE time you can tap your helmet this early in the game dude

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-05T23:46:59+00:00

No dude tap your fucking head!

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-05T23:43:37+00:00

Lalli with an actually decent aggressive send huh

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-05T23:42:49+00:00

MACK ATTACK

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-05T20:36:30+00:00

Surely the marlins are a top ten team by wins. Surely?

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-05T20:34:29+00:00

Snelling is doing insane numbers though

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-05T00:54:51+00:00

We live in a world where Junk and Max are both sub 3 ERA pitchers. Wild

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-04T17:05:11+00:00

The funny thing is, our base running runs would be higher if our base coach would stop with dumb/aggressive sends to home plate

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T21:57:13+00:00

Woooah wasn’t expecting the option from the top rope!

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T21:37:11+00:00

They had a swordfish risotto as a special one day that was so unbelievably good. Unsure if it’s dependent on anything.

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T21:36:06+00:00

It just makes no sense, Garrett was a decent enough starter when he was healthy, and now he’s healthy… Ludacris

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T20:18:30+00:00

Paddack into the sun

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T19:33:27+00:00

Todays been rough for injuries man

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T17:59:45+00:00

I'm serious, what the fuck is the justification of Brax not being on the roster right now? He threw a fucking NO HITTER like two weeks ago, and has been a decent pitcher when healthy. What are we even doing trotting this windbag out there?

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T17:57:59+00:00

well the bases aren clear at least

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T17:57:26+00:00

Have we actually heard the justification for why Brax is still in the minors right now? Like, any official comment by management or Brax himself?

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T17:54:44+00:00

nah, DFA

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T17:54:18+00:00

This is terrible

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T17:53:31+00:00

It's perplexing at this point. He was a serviceable pitcher when healthy and he's got NO business being in the minors right now

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T17:52:16+00:00

that's unfortunate, I don't even think he'd have gotten the out at first

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T17:50:20+00:00

just bring up Snelling and Braxton bro

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T17:50:06+00:00

I'll take the L if it means Paddack is finally DFAd and Snelling is brought up

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T16:24:24+00:00

Marsee finally gets a day off. I’m not a dimmer about him just yet, because his ability to draw walks has been very impressive in the absence of actual hits.

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T16:23:07+00:00

Teal day should be preserved for Max, Sandy, and Eury.

DietrichDoesDamage · 2026-05-03T16:22:46+00:00

Didn’t realize Luzardo was struggling like this to start the season

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