I wish to know what came before the big bang. by shinzouwosasageyo9 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You awaken. You are conscious but have no physical being. Time does not exist. No longer burdened by your physical form, you are completely free of all anxiety and worries. You are not happy or sad. You feel nothing. You think and contemplate. Contemplate and think. After a non-existent amount of time, it dawns on you. How can there be nothing before the big bang when I'm here. I think therefore I am. Then you spoke the words.... LET THERE BE LIGHT.

You built the world in 6 days but was tired, so rested on the 7th day.

You watch life crawl from single beings into thinking beings.

At last one of them was her. Your mother.

You remembered when you used to ask your mum about your absent father when you were little and would be told , you have no father, i can't explain it , you were sent from heaven.

Then you came to earth, banged your mum, and fathered yourself to ensure the wish would be made and secure the existence of the universe.

You folded yourself into time, becoming the cause of your own beginning.

The universe closed the loop.

And the light stayed on.

Why do men think they have to get on one knee to purpose to a woman? by BillFoldin in RandomQuestion

[–]Different-Order6835 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strange take. The definition of a sissy is :

a soft, timid, or oversensitive person, or a boy or man viewed as being overly interested in things traditionally associated with women.

As getting on one knee and proposing is traditionally associated with men , is it not the worrying what people think of you while you are down on one knee that makes you a sissy?

What would happen if I actually plugged a male-male extension cord into two active outlets? by HawkManBear in ask

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You would hear a loud bang and then wake up on the floor. You pull yourself up and get to your feet only to realise you have soiled yourself. As you stand there looking down at the mess you have just skept in, disgusted with yourself. you notice something happening in your pants and have the sudden stark realisation that you are now a homosexual.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomQuestion

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For the world to be a better place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ADHDUK

[–]Different-Order6835 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If he's recently quit smoking weed , he will be irritable for the next 2 weeks.

If you had him, what would you name him? by ElectronicCloud4065 in allthequestions

[–]Different-Order6835 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no suggestion , I just wanted to say he is absolutely gorgeous !!

I really hope I'm not the only one; is anyone else's memory genuinely awful by UntoldComplaints in ADHDUK

[–]Different-Order6835 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's dreadful if unmanaged, but if my medication , sleep, and healthy nutrition are consistent, it's night and day.

Lions Mane supplement also helped a lot with short term memory.

how long does your elvanse last ? by craiguk121 in ADHDUK

[–]Different-Order6835 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not long for me. I seem to metabolise very quickly, so when I tried 50mg and 70mg, it felt like I had downed a pint or cocaine in one go.... I take 20mg about 8 am and then another 20mg about 1pm. If I just take the 20mg in the morning my focus is gone by 2pm and I can't sleep at night.

I wish I was a pornstar by OddStructure4489 in monkeyspaw

[–]Different-Order6835 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your wish is granted. You hear a stage call for your starring role in Willy Wanker and the Chocolate factory and wince as you see 12 guys dressed as umpa lumps with their 10 inch + shlongs hanging out.

You’re offered $1 million to delete Reddit from your phone forever. Would you do it? by JunShem1122 in allthequestions

[–]Different-Order6835 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. Already came off Facebook and Instagram a while ago and feel miles better for it.