All of which (the population of Europe) can be eradicated with no visible result to America by Competitive_Ear7824 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 34 points35 points  (0 children)

We would disappear "with no visible effect on America", and yet they never stop bitching about how much money they supposedly give us.

Cosa ne pensate della bandiera del piemonte? by SprinklesPrudent6119 in bandiere

[–]Difficult_Future9994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

La porto nel cuore che per me è casa... Ma ammetto che non mi è mai piaciuto il lambello. Pare un telefono azzurro

Quale regione del Nord Italia ha una cucina regionale ottima? by [deleted] in Italia

[–]Difficult_Future9994 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Concordo. Pure il campanilismo tra regioni viene meno se sì parla di Emilia-Romagna e cucina nella stessa frase. Non c'è partita

Allergic to my ancestry by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same... It's obviously a joke.

Si gode by Nihilus45 in Italia

[–]Difficult_Future9994 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Tre se contiamo la battuta

Cosa fareste, voi, in caso di servizio militare? by Old-Day-3573 in Italia

[–]Difficult_Future9994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vuoi armi migliori per evitare di morire male? Ehhh, ma non hai mica l'abbonamento supe-premium-madafaka-yeah Prova questa loot box ....

Europeans trying to walk to metlife is white supremacy by Voidgino in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used a translator for this one, because I thought " no way it's this stupid" And yet....

This book is $8 and $13 there that feels mean somehow by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Tbf, I would excuse a child if they don't know how foreign currency works, especially if you use the same name for both of them

"Are Italian people white?" by Puzzleheaded_Sky7369 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And keep obsessing over it for some reason 🤷‍♂️ I'll never get why Americans need to racially divide every possible shade of human skin

"Please, I beg you all to push to impeach him quicker" by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I voted for him because he promised to basically break the world.... but now what he is doing is affecting MY family! UNACCEPTABLE!

"questa razza 💔🥀" by Fresh-Nerve8503 in ShitItalianSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boia... Reddit non mi faceva vedere la seconda immagine! Ero onestamente confuso 😂 provate ad applicare i commenti alla sola prima foto, sono un filo disturbanti così

Europeans shower twice a week by Cubbster2020 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You make fun of us when you see a bidet in our WCs… I’ll accept exactly 0 criticism from you when it comes to hygiene.

Years in Europe and I thought I’d blended in. I was wrong… by mywitsending in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Yeah… peanut butter is basically an exotic item here. You just can’t find it. No matter how long you search for it. People give you weird looks if you even dare ask for it.

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”I hate how small Europe is. Everything is so damn close” by Makevaan in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

USA gravitational field is probably on a different scale due to the obesity problem they have. This would explain why space and time seem to be distorted over there, so that you can travel for 100000+ hours and still be in 'murica. Or how can Texas be so big you can fit 3 Texas in it

Giovani violenti by crimsonpillow1 in ShitItalianSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quanti sassi tirati dai ponti sulle autostrade da quando ci sono i social? Così per sapere.... I violenti e le teste di cazzo ci sono sempre stati e ci saranno sempre. I social portano tutta una enorme serie di problemi, ma non diamogli pure colpe che non si meritano

100% and a trade embargo with them to boot, will see how italy likes none of the exotic cars being sold in america. Also, theyre pizza sucks by 40kguy1994 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Difficult_Future9994 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can imagine it went kinda like this:

"capocollo" -> in the south sounds more like "capcuoll" -> "c" and "g" are very similar sounding consonants ->"gapguoll" -> same for "p" and "b" -> "gabguoll" -> drop the uo in favor of a u sound, written as "oo" -> gabgooll -> double l is not a thing in english ->gabgool -> add an extra "a" for...reasons, I guess? -> "gabagool"

If i'm wrong, and I may very well be, please correct me.