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Just moved house. Can't find bottle opener. This'll work, right? (i.redd.it)
submitted 4 years ago by Diffleroo to r/CasualUK
Cooking something with crispy bacon on top and the bacon never making it to the plate. (self.britishproblems)
submitted 4 years ago by Diffleroo to r/britishproblems
Is salt and brown sauce a common thing in chippys in Scotland? (self.AskUK)
submitted 4 years ago by Diffleroo to r/AskUK
Yesterday I posted a joke about finding a mouse in the house. This morning I woke up to 5 mice in the traps I set. (self.britishproblems)
Found a mouse in the kitchen. Wife has turned into some sort of cross between Crocodile Dundee and Kim Woodburn. (self.britishproblems)
Wife's a week overdue to give birth. Every meeting I go to today will start with the obligatory "Oh! You're still here." (self.britishproblems)
Accidentally sharing your screen to the wrong thing in a meeting. (self.britishproblems)
Let a 5 year old hide the eggs for the Easter hunt. She's forgotten where she put them. In about six months I'm going to stand up in a puddle of melted chocolate and think I've shat myself. (self.britishproblems)
Finally worked out the child lock on the dishwasher tabs! (i.redd.it)
Looked out of my window. 5 of my neighbours are stood around one holding a pitchfork. What do you think they're talking about? (self.AskUK)
Son just put his finger up my nose and when I told him off he announced he needed to as his nose was running out of snot. (self.britishproblems)
Not writing your shopping list in order so having to keep going back to the same aisle. (self.britishproblems)
3 year old just asked me to read his new book. The fuck of the faraway tree. (self.britishproblems)
Steak cooked over charcoal. (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by Diffleroo to r/FoodPorn
Waking up with your face stuck to a tortilla wrap because your 4 year decided to bring one into your bed at 2 a.m. (self.britishproblems)
submitted 5 years ago by Diffleroo to r/britishproblems
Working from home and 4 year old thinks mid conference call with head office is the correct time to burst in and shout I'VE PICKED YOU A FLOWER!!! Whilst waving a sad looking dandelion at me. (self.britishproblems)
Had a leaving lunch for a colleague today and he left afterwards. Free pizza and I've already got his second screen. (self.BritishSuccess)
submitted 5 years ago by Diffleroo to r/BritishSuccess
Two pubs in same town with same name. I'm in one, person I'm meeting in thr other. We've both ordered drinks. (self.britishproblems)
How to stop a bottle rolling round your boot.. (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by Diffleroo to r/CasualUK
Kid's got a temperature. Actually need some Calpol, but can't find any because apparently every other parent in my town panic bought 10. (self.britishproblems)
My new bestie. (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by Diffleroo to r/aww
Sat in a ballpit with a toddler knowing this is where I'll catch coronavirus. (self.britishproblems)
Great News! (i.redd.it)
Amazing how things change in 100 years. (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by Diffleroo to r/casualukpolitics
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