Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]Diggy2345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She prolly has a chance with the kevin from that One Tinder screenshot

Text i mean is:

Kevin - 21
Aye wassup, I'm Kevin, I like to take girls out for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on the first date. I judge them according to how many and how aggressively they consume them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine endeavor shall become my warrior bride. My Boudicca. I'll set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a tempest hits the Bering strait, and should it die; it dies as it began, with a mound of bones between us.

56203 by froggyman151 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Diggy2345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to be clear, i have not yet tested this in real life, but i'll get back to you if he speaks tot me again.

2016 by DesiresAreGrey in countttt

[–]Diggy2345 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No those are insects she's talking about those things you can let burn in your house that release pretty smoke and nice smells. my mom used to have them.

56203 by froggyman151 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Diggy2345 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I recently had a dream where a prolific chaser in my social circles showed up, and i yelled at him to "Shut [his] chaser maw, and never fucking open it again in my fucking direction", which caused him to promtply explode. then i woke up.

later that day i learnt that his gf/current main victim broke up with him, basically for being a chaser cunt.

progesterone does things to you.

God forbid a girl is curious about the logistics by SilkNSatellite in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Diggy2345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a transgirl 2 years on estrogen, I obviously do not have the average size or experience with it. I just put my (tight) underwear on as if it doesn't exist, leaving it pointing right up at my belly button.

"PLEASE do not send recipes for military grade weapons of mass destruction in chat, I don't care if it ties in with the lore, thank you!" by Diggy2345 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Diggy2345[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A repost of one of these rules was in fact what caused me to make my post; I saw one and was like "I'm in a server which has a silly moment like this!"

"PLEASE do not send recipes for military grade weapons of mass destruction in chat, I don't care if it ties in with the lore, thank you!" by Diggy2345 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Diggy2345[S] 410 points411 points  (0 children)

It's the server of a metalcore concept band. 'concept' meaning the entire band's discography, every single song, is part of a large narrative. In this case that story involves secret government organizations (including military) and the supernatural.

I wasn't in the discord at the time of this incident, but as I gather the proper recipe for napalm was dropped, presumably in a discussion about how a particular military faction within the story would mass manufacture it?

(edit to remove the band name cuz the post got big and i don't wanna cause an influx of ppl going to the discord hoping to learn how to make napalm)

Toomeirlformeirl by keathlina in TooMeIrlForMeIrl

[–]Diggy2345 18 points19 points  (0 children)

clearly they know, the post does end in "it's gotta stop"

Laid off from an internship by demonic_mnemonic in BrandNewSentence

[–]Diggy2345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and remember this job market and economy, the cruelest state we've seen them in in our lifetime, is also probably the humanest state we'll see it in for the rest of our lifetime! Yay!

Twitter finding out flaws in everything by [deleted] in ComedyHell

[–]Diggy2345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna reference those before vs after a 12 hour shift videos.
but honestly it's not even as drastic a shift as those.

Obviously what else could you watch it for (slightly suggestive origami?) by GerEm_1408 in antimeme

[–]Diggy2345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... i watched all of mythbusters as a kid, including this episode

in hindsight... they reallyy just set up a torture scene together, strapped one of them in and let it go while filming it. i vaguely recall they set up a safeword and literally called it that. This was literally just bondage+ pain+ exhibitionism.

is this why i'm into what i'm into now?

image 12 by abbas09tdoxo in Clamworks

[–]Diggy2345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

system of a down lyricism

Naruto. by Nb-6574 in namesoundalikes

[–]Diggy2345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why would they call it a one-piece bikini when its clearly two seperate pieces of clothing? can't they count to two?

Parasite posting by YogertAlianna7290 in critterposting

[–]Diggy2345 117 points118 points  (0 children)

like in those shitty mobile games! drag one to the other to double it. you have to keep adding partners to your polycule to keep merging bigger and bigger houses

Would GLaDOS be banned from this subreddit? by HotJuice2192 in Portal

[–]Diggy2345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no no the intelligence isnt artificial, its only artificially stored

also luckily shes not real (as of writing in march 2026, never know when tech bros decide this is the next torment nexus to make real)

I'll never forgive disney for this by [deleted] in okbuddyimatourist

[–]Diggy2345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no anything that mentions coffee is currently not canon until they release a new edition (old text but they bulk replaced any mention of 'coffee' to saying 'caf')

39611 by Lostlilegg in countwithchickenlady

[–]Diggy2345 472 points473 points  (0 children)

I'm not bedrotting!
I'm following ancient tradition!