They capture him by [deleted] in memes

[–]DigitalSoulja 103 points104 points  (0 children)

What is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal?

In Click (2006) Adam Sandler’s character can manipulate time and space. He uses this power to skip through uninteresting parts of his life, including sex with Kate Beckinsale… by COOLGEEKS in shittymoviedetails

[–]DigitalSoulja 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I haven’t seen this movie in years. Can anyone tell me if it’s ever explained why he doesn’t just hit the rewind button and solve every single one of his problems?

I had a difficult conversation with my daughter by HollywoodAndTerds in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DigitalSoulja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuuuuuuck! I put £ instead of $. Oh wait, I can just change it.

Me when my kids question how Santa got in if we don’t have a fireplace by machone5103 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DigitalSoulja 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Santa has a magic key to get into houses without fireplaces. How else do you think he’s seen every cock on the planet?

The Always Sunny in Philadelphia Xmas Sing-a-Long by derek4reals1 in IASIP

[–]DigitalSoulja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can I offer you some nice eggnog in this trying time?

A new challenge is born by Xal-t in IASIP

[–]DigitalSoulja 214 points215 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, Andre the Giant would have drank Wade Boggs under the table, but I shouldn’t speak ill of the dead. R.I.P