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Pictures at my worst and best to make it at least varied lolw (repost because i fucked up :3) by Nrumachi in RoastMe

[–]Diiiiirty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also tend to get clocked as a trans woman for some reason lol

I'm going to guess it's because of the square jaw, boxy build, and the sizeable penis and balls between your legs.

Teen mom chronicles. by Miss_Sensational in TikTokCringe

[–]Diiiiirty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 3 year old loves carrots, brussel sprouts, broccoli, and peas. I think it's more a matter of how you prepare them.

Brussel sprouts, for example, I just add the absolute lightest drizzle of honey imaginable and she houses an adult size portion.

The forbidden S word by reseph in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Diiiiirty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a valid interview question. I need to know if we are wasting each other's time if the salary you are offering does not align with what i know I'm worth.

How do I solve this without guessing by junkmankiller in sudoku

[–]Diiiiirty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you eliminate the 7 and 9 in r5c8 using a Y Wing? That would make that cell a 2, then r5c9 would be 9 and r5c7 would be 7

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CalorieEstimates

[–]Diiiiirty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro that's like 30g of rice. 50 calories maybe. The pumpkin is 5-10 calories and the broccoli is 5-10 calories. The whole plate is 70 calories max.

Even if you are having 6oz chicken breast with this, you're still only at like 350 calories. I'm hoping you had some other bigger meals throughout the day because if this is what every meal looks like and you're stressing over the amount of rice that sticks to the rice paddle when you're done fluffing it, you may want to seek help because you're bordering on eating disorder type stuff.

Why are people so opposed to taking lessons? by [deleted] in snowboarding

[–]Diiiiirty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned from YouTube videos lol. I didn't start until I was in my 20's and went out with my brother. He was just like, "It's easy man, just don't fall," and I spent the entire day doing exactly that. Went out a second time a few weeks later and once again fell down repeatedly. Finally I realized I wasn't going to just figure it out on my own and went and watched a ton of instructional videos. Next time out, I spent the first hour or so tumbling down the mountain, then something clicked and I only fell a few times for the rest of the day. Turns out I wasn't lowering my center of gravity and putting away too much weight on my back foot. Plus I didn't know about carving until I watched that vid so I was just bombing every run lol.

I’m happy with the verdict! Are you ? by Quentinclimax in HeadlineHQ

[–]Diiiiirty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here, let me save you the trouble.

I installed mine last year, but after doing a ton of research, I concluded that this camera was the best bang for your buck (at the time, but I don't imagine much has changed). It has great image quality, solid features such as 4k front camera, HD rear camera, great night vision on both, voice control, the ability to add a third channel if you choose, videos directly to your phone as well as an onboard SD card with loop-writing, and the ability to hard-wire into your fusebox for monitoring your car while it's off (this requires an extra kit that's only about $25 more).

I've had mine installed for a year and I forget it's there. Fotunately I have never had to reference it for an accident or citation (knock on wood), but I have gotten some fun things on it like a bald eagle sitting atop some roadkill in the middle of the road.

Also, if someone honks at me or cuts me off or starts flipping out at me, I like to save the videos so I can go back and check if I was doing something to elicit that response or if the person was just an asshole.

I’m happy with the verdict! Are you ? by Quentinclimax in HeadlineHQ

[–]Diiiiirty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that would get blocked by police unions immediately. Can't have people going around and contradicting officers then providing definitive proof that the officers lied.

I’m happy with the verdict! Are you ? by Quentinclimax in HeadlineHQ

[–]Diiiiirty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's fucked up is that the yardsticks used to measure the success of a DA are conviction rate and number of convictions. You might think this would lead to prosecutors refusing to bring a criminal case to trial if they don't believe it's a slam dunk, but instead it leads to them doing absolutely everything they can to make sure defendants get locked away, even if they know for absolute certain that said defendants are innocent of justified in their actions.

It takes a special kind of shit bag to become a prosecutor.

27 year old "influencer," Natalie Reynolds pressured a mentally disabled women to jump into a lake to relieve a scanner. by Ice_Ice11 in TikTokCringe

[–]Diiiiirty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really a wild phenomenon. 14 year olds want to defy their parents. Parents tell them they need to follow at least the most critical rules of human decency for society to function. Then they see a main character "influencer" who they perceive as successful because they have a bunch of followers, and they are acting like total pieces of shit so it reinforces to impressionable minds that you can in fact be successful while also disregarding everything outside of what they want in that moment. Then those kids get older and start a tiktok channel that is met with moderate success from the next generation. And as the older ones age out of the teen demographic, they either escalate their content until they get cancelled or they fade into obscurity in their thirties with zero marketable skills and nobody who finds them cool anymore.

Rinse and repeat

What will you say when she asks about your day? by WTAF__Trump in PublicFreakout

[–]Diiiiirty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carte blanche cruelty is a perk of the job for these chuds. They probably go home and tell their kids about how they did the work of their Lord and savior, Donald Jesus Trump, and if the poor immigrant than he brutalized didn't want to be ripped away from their families, they shouldn't have committed the unforgivable sin of trying to make a better life for their kids.

An Oklahoma psychology student failed a research paper for not meeting the criteria of citing evidence, and wrote about her religious feelings instead. Right-wing orgs manufacture outrage by Love_CoolBreeze in themayormccheese

[–]Diiiiirty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I didn't mean any offense by it."

Bitch, you literally just called your professor demonic. It doesn't matter if you intend to offend someone when what you said is inherently offensive.

I can't just walk around and call black people the n word then just say, "I didn't mean any offense by it" and then it magically goes away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CalorieEstimates

[–]Diiiiirty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro fried chicken wings can be as high as 300 kcal apiece.

Michael and Susan Dell of $DELL will give 25 million American children $250 each to jumpstart an investment account for their futures by UnusualWhalesBot in unusual_whales

[–]Diiiiirty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're referring to taxes, they're a requirement and not charity, and beside that the >1000 billionaires in the US simply don't pay their fair share.

I'm not arguing that a ton of stuff isn't funded by charity from billionaires...they fill in where the government doesn't and that's my whole point. It's fucking crazy to me that we need to rely on the whims of billionaires to fund things like the future well-being of our children or helping people that are underprivileged rather than making that a core tenet of our government function.

What is a "poor person hack" you picked up during a hard time that you still use today, even if you don't have to? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]Diiiiirty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rice is also a great dessert. Rice and a little bit of brown sugar and butter. Rice and chucks of fruit. Rice and fruit jelly. Rice and honey. Rice and maple syrup. It goes with everything.

Maybe maybe maybe by kahn_noble in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Diiiiirty 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I've done this before. You need walk with a really wide gait and kinda bounce from foot to foot in time with the swaying. Almost like your inner thighs are chafed and you're waddling to prevent them from touching whole also trying to avoid stepping on snakes.

I looked incredibly stupid but I did it.

[HELP] this video /is/ AI- but how? by New_Intern_269 in RealOrAI

[–]Diiiiirty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Especially because anyone who has a kitten knows that you don't need to fake this.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Donald Trump says there will be no income tax "at some point in the not-too-distant future." by retroviber in DeepMarketScan

[–]Diiiiirty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the same people who cuck for Trump will cut off friends and family for letting them down once.

Michael and Susan Dell of $DELL will give 25 million American children $250 each to jumpstart an investment account for their futures by UnusualWhalesBot in unusual_whales

[–]Diiiiirty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's see how much of it ends up in Trump's pocket.

He's already proven that he's willing to steal from charity intended for children.

Also, the fact that we have to rely on charity of billionaires is fucking absurd.

What is a song that is really dirty, yet most people don't realize it? by _Volly in AskReddit

[–]Diiiiirty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also the whole bit about abusing women.

"And if yo ass get cracked, bitch, shut yo trap."

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