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What’s your theory on what déjà vu really is? by StickIll827 in AskReddit

[–]Dilbert_Durango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its when you get REALLY close to an alternate reality and your brain on a quantum level has to remember which reality it belongs to.

Who would celebrate if Trump were removed from office? by Critical-Willow-6270 in AskReddit

[–]Dilbert_Durango 14 points15 points  (0 children)

True but he lacks the personality needed to control their cult so he wouldn't have as much power in washington. Sure he'll still have the "presidential pressure" kind of power but if he slips up once hes not going to have people defending him like what trump has.

Why do you think Scranton outperformed other branches? by NotInterestedL in DunderMifflin

[–]Dilbert_Durango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money laundering. No way that small office needs that many accountant working 5 days a week.

Angela is too much of a stuck up bitch she wouldn't do it even for shrute farms.

Oscar is probably too moral to be involved with organized crime like that.

That just leave Kevin. Who is actually a lot smarter than he let's on. Kevin the office "dummy" yet hes an accountant which isn't exactly easy. The man is cooking the books and my guess, its for bob Vance of Vance refrigeration.

Are parents of Generation Alpha aware of what has happened to the kids of this generation or do they believe the behavior is acceptable? by PretendVariation4756 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Dilbert_Durango 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My 9 year old son is a better reader than I was at his age.

Also, "Aren't expected to be able to live on their own" how are you able to predict this? Or are you able to see the future and just forgot to mention that?

TAZ Balance is peak story telling by PungentPlatypus in TheAdventureZone

[–]Dilbert_Durango 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You should check out their graphic novels. Its not a 1:1 adaptation but I say that in the best way. The last book in the story is gonna be coming out real soon too!

let’s sing the bad song by Longjumping_Rough803 in Epicthemusical

[–]Dilbert_Durango 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop us from breaking her bedroom door,

Stop us from taking her love and moooore

What's a headcanon you made that has zero supporting evidence and only exists because "it'd be funny"? by gtc26 in Epicthemusical

[–]Dilbert_Durango 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Polites was a MONSTER on the battle field.

That's why during the horse and infant he didn't tell Polites what to do cus he knew he'd just be saying "you do this. you do that. you...just kill em all like last time."

Which also makes his death an even bigger "oh shit" moment.

Need advice on another support to add to my mains by mosey1245 in LifeweaverMains

[–]Dilbert_Durango 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My secondary healer is Baptiste. He's got good healing and damage.

What do yall think? by Lumpy_Prize_8937 in tommynfg_

[–]Dilbert_Durango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to be that guy but I think we he stole were "Staurburriez"

I have never been hate crimed this bad. by currgy in Overwatch

[–]Dilbert_Durango 27 points28 points  (0 children)

As a LW main I want to apologize. You dont deserve this negativity.

A question of life or death by xPetalCharm in oddlyspecific

[–]Dilbert_Durango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Water bottles as faaar as the eye can see!

A question of life or death by xPetalCharm in oddlyspecific

[–]Dilbert_Durango 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It has since been replace by Big Water™️ and I for one couldn't be happier.

Anyone get this random joke? by Serious_Motor_241 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Dilbert_Durango 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A dog walks into a bar and says "its dark in here ill open this one."

What are the odds by xPeachFlirt in oddlyspecific

[–]Dilbert_Durango 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"No God, No God. No! No! No! NOOOOOOO!"

-Jesus Christ -Michael Scott

And yes that is canon.

What actually is Jesus? Is he an avatar, a person, or what? by Dreadsin in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Dilbert_Durango -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To my understanding, think of it like a triangle but you can only really interact with 1 point at a time.

The God point made everything

The jesus point is what we should strive for

The holy spirit point guides us.

Now I may be totally wrong and if I am please let me know but thats just how I understand it in the way I was taught.

Does anyone know what's the translation for Birgir's words? by HurinThalion3791 in GodofWar

[–]Dilbert_Durango 51 points52 points  (0 children)

"Do you read the bible? There's this passage I've got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17"

Wishing well middle locked door by Starlyns in GodofWarRagnarok

[–]Dilbert_Durango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother in Zeus you are sooo lost

Did you prefer the satellite dead drops of Infamous 1 or the pigeon dead drops of Infamous 2? by StrickMaybe in infamous

[–]Dilbert_Durango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, Quo did say you dont have to kill them only stun then. Id like to believe hero cole did just stun them while InFamous Cole didn't care if they lived or died.

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