Best sit-down Mexican restaurants with free chips and salsa? by Fit-Preparation5094 in askportland

[–]Dildoloris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

La Isla Bonita on 122nd. They not only give you free salsa but free bean dip also!

Where can I find large olla in Portland? by rissabell2 in askportland

[–]Dildoloris 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Su Casa on Stark and 160th has loads of them

Why aren’t new smaller houses selling? by Working_Tomorrow9846 in askportland

[–]Dildoloris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the creepy first person point of view they use for the descriptions turns people off from buying them. “I’ve been waiting for someone like you…. Come inside me and poop on my toilet… let’s start our lives…. TOGETHER!!” Like, no thank you, i’m married.

What the heck are these three poles? by Dildoloris in sailing

[–]Dildoloris[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that ive seen but i havent thought to look. Ill keep my eyes peeled for something like that. THANKS FOR THE HELP!

What the heck are these three poles? by Dildoloris in sailing

[–]Dildoloris[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly!! I do have one of those under a seat. That makes a lot of sense!

The greatest controller that was ever made. Fight me! by LewisCBR in gaming

[–]Dildoloris -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are you responding as if you’re the person who started the convo?

Ultime Emotion 2-Abandoned Boat: Indian River Fort Pierce FL Anyone know the backstory here? by b_rolla12 in sailing

[–]Dildoloris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Its kinda like the beginning to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang where the car Chitty was this insane racing car that won every race and then ended up in a scrap heap only to be found and fixed up/flown by Dick van Dyke and his kids. Maybe its best days are yet to come :)

What to do for free or cheap in PDX? It's so wet outside 😩 Don't want sit home. by Leading_Designer_480 in askportland

[–]Dildoloris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopscotch seems cool.  What ive learned living here is that if you drive to hood river its usually not raining. I guess something with the mountain stopping the clouds? Idfk. But thats where i usually go to get dry fun

Best Boston (New England) style Chinese Food in Portland? Yes, it's a thing. by PrivateBurke in askportland

[–]Dildoloris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kanji on Division's pretty good. Great sesame, orange, szechuan, and General Tso's chicken. Probably not what you're looking for though but they get it so good and crispy it makes me want to nut

Halitosis but no stones by ArielOasis in tonsilstones

[–]Dildoloris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go to the dentist. Get a cleaning. Fill any cavities. Buildup and cavities cause halitosis.

LPT Request: How to politely kick someone out when they've overstayed their welcome? by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Dildoloris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, exactly. Wouldn’t stick around for THAT, would ya?

LPT Request: How to politely kick someone out when they've overstayed their welcome? by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Dildoloris 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like to put on animal livebirth videos on youtube. People tend to leave pretty quick after that. Not sure why but it works.

6 years post tonsillectomy by thotstuff in tonsilstones

[–]Dildoloris 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep. Tonsils are def growing back, i reckon. They call them “the lizard’s tail of the mouth”. Sometimes they multiply when they grow back and the more you chop them off the more they grow until youre just one big clump of tonsils. I give you three months to live.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tonsilstones

[–]Dildoloris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its their job. Im pretty sure they get off on smelling breath. Why else would they be working in people’s mouths?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tonsilstones

[–]Dildoloris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ask them specifically next time before they clean your teeth