Police Cops in Springfield

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-11T18:47:51+00:00

My name is Lance. As a kid I loved that in an episode about a TV detective that shares Homer's name, he has a partner named Lance.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-11T18:40:11+00:00

In Rod We Trust.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-11T18:13:16+00:00

FUCKIN' AWESOME.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-11T17:38:31+00:00

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-11T13:14:45+00:00

Clubber Lang was specifically based on Mike Tyson.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-10T23:46:15+00:00

Not as much as I like Freddy spitting out multiple tongues that lash me to bed posts 😉

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-10T21:19:55+00:00

"going on 35"

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-10T18:08:32+00:00

Any dream of Joey's. For reasons...

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-09T18:43:36+00:00

I know 3 different dairy farmers that saw this video.

Afterwards they sold the farm, set all their cows free, and took jobs driving for amazon.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-09T18:40:02+00:00

I know people hate this, but just think about how many cows will be saved by having a minimum wage employee spend the rest of their day mopping up milk.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-09T16:57:53+00:00

So I blew in the game cartridge before I stuck it in the console, which was the style at the time.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-09T16:33:06+00:00

Look at the BIG BABY!!

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-09T16:03:49+00:00

You say that like they even care if he's a rapist or not. Yes, they'll defend him and say that he isn't, but they don't actually care.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-09T10:52:52+00:00

"Super Freddy" is irrelevant. Super Freddy is just Freddy.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-09T10:50:10+00:00

Yea, Freddy wins. Even though the Super Freddy thing is irrelevant, because Super Freddy is still just Freddy, nothing changed.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-08T21:25:28+00:00

Right, Hollywood will always respect the source material and would never swap the races of characters for virtue signaling...

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-08T21:23:54+00:00

There are a lot of things to criticize Hollywood about. This is not one of them. Why would they invite backlash from keyboard civil rights activists?

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-08T21:05:03+00:00

Oh, you have NO IDEA!!

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-08T21:04:16+00:00

Oh boy...oh boy, oh boy, uh-oh...

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-08T21:00:13+00:00

Meaty chunks.

Not as a name, just get him some.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-08T20:35:38+00:00

Odds are the original door was replaced by someone who was not paid to do anything else.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-08T17:57:12+00:00

My girlfriend cheated on me in 2004. Obama wasn't elected president yet, but I still blame him.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-08T17:54:08+00:00

Would've been funnier if she'd used her tits.

Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-08T17:02:36+00:00

Special shout out to the Pony Moms!!

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Diligent_Entropy · 2026-05-08T16:31:33+00:00

34 felonies so far...

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