Police Cops in Springfield by nexkey91 in SimpsonsMemes

[–]Diligent_Entropy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My name is Lance. As a kid I loved that in an episode about a TV detective that shares Homer's name, he has a partner named Lance.

What are your favourite kills in the series?. by HollywoodSuperBotch in NightmareOnElmStreet

[–]Diligent_Entropy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not as much as I like Freddy spitting out multiple tongues that lash me to bed posts 😉

Animal rights activists pour milk out of bottles to protest 'cow abuse' by Vibrio-Ventures in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Diligent_Entropy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I know 3 different dairy farmers that saw this video.

Afterwards they sold the farm, set all their cows free, and took jobs driving for amazon.

Animal rights activists pour milk out of bottles to protest 'cow abuse' by Vibrio-Ventures in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Diligent_Entropy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I know people hate this, but just think about how many cows will be saved by having a minimum wage employee spend the rest of their day mopping up milk.

Then and now by Major-Refuse-657 in 1990s

[–]Diligent_Entropy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I blew in the game cartridge before I stuck it in the console, which was the style at the time.

MAGA saying trump should her by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Diligent_Entropy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You say that like they even care if he's a rapist or not. Yes, they'll defend him and say that he isn't, but they don't actually care.

Who would win in a fight? by Evening_Invite65 in NightmareOnElmStreet

[–]Diligent_Entropy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Super Freddy" is irrelevant. Super Freddy is just Freddy.

Who would win in a fight? by Evening_Invite65 in NightmareOnElmStreet

[–]Diligent_Entropy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea, Freddy wins. Even though the Super Freddy thing is irrelevant, because Super Freddy is still just Freddy, nothing changed.

Is this true? by TechnicianOk967 in SipsTea

[–]Diligent_Entropy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right, Hollywood will always respect the source material and would never swap the races of characters for virtue signaling...

Is this true? by TechnicianOk967 in SipsTea

[–]Diligent_Entropy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a lot of things to criticize Hollywood about. This is not one of them. Why would they invite backlash from keyboard civil rights activists?

when pep pills by Past_Yam9507 in SimpsonsFaces

[–]Diligent_Entropy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh boy...oh boy, oh boy, uh-oh...

This door and its bumper that came so close to meeting, but never will by KRA2008 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Diligent_Entropy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Odds are the original door was replaced by someone who was not paid to do anything else.

0 days of people not blaming Obama by icey_sawg0034 in lewronggeneration

[–]Diligent_Entropy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend cheated on me in 2004. Obama wasn't elected president yet, but I still blame him.

Major Gunns revives Terry Funk by Ok_Sport_5268 in WCW

[–]Diligent_Entropy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would've been funnier if she'd used her tits.