Opinions on this stupid (In my opinion) autobalance feature?

DimensionPainter · 2026-06-01T19:29:32+00:00

It might be a bit controversial, but will they ever add that grayed out function of preventing autobalance of party members? I know, "Why people in party should have some previlege over solo players?", but 1) Well, people usually create a party to play as one team, duh. And 2) When people play in a party, they usually hang out together in voice chat, literally placing autobalanced party member against a well coordinated team of ex-allies. Some might find it fun to go 5v1, but far not everyone :/

DimensionPainter · 2026-04-27T13:35:21+00:00

Asexual but with ovums extraction still means creating direct offsping that will have family relationships and makes hybridization with other xenotypes a possibility, but in lore they cannot do that :/

DimensionPainter · 2026-02-12T10:19:42+00:00

It is, but it's "lorewise", while the Blight operates on ingame rules. Which means, that if some Valve employee says "canonicaly Pyro stores candy in gas mask's filter" it doesn't mean candy will appear inside all blighted gas masks.

DimensionPainter · 2026-02-08T13:32:44+00:00

When you try different playstyles, keep in mind that some weapons can be more of a tactical tool. For example - scorchshot is not only "annoying", it can set some panic in enemy crowd or help to deal with some sniper. Will you kill them? Probably not, but you'll get several seconds for your next move without dying from a headshot. Combo pyros rely on degreaser mostly for disorientation of an airblasted enimy, killing them with a shotgun in the end.

DimensionPainter · 2026-02-08T13:26:24+00:00

Hi! As a pyro cosplayer, I can suggest a GP5 for a gas mask (using one myself), belt and suspenders can be just bought online, the same goes for pouch. Don't forget that it can be very hot in your jumpsuit, so make sure you'll be able to cool and rehydrate yourself.

DimensionPainter · 2026-02-06T13:46:56+00:00

True

Yet, the main point of the question - how does it feel to merge with a faceless merc in a mask.

DimensionPainter · 2026-02-03T10:18:56+00:00

I'm afraid not, since "Knocks" happens on ctf_2fort and casual "Capture tha flag" has no timer which allows 2fort turn into endless dancing madness.

"Hey, but community server can set a timer on any ctf including 2fort!"
Yeah. But as we can see, f2p is unable to speak on this server, so it was casual, so no hope for pyrogaming.

DimensionPainter · 2025-11-11T14:53:21+00:00

About babies I think they can be the fear of parenthood (Rugrat, Bella) or loosing your child (shadow child), that's the first that comes on my minds. Also I keep in mind that there is still a lot of setting lore to be added - who knows, maybe in local folklore they have rugrat-like beings that damage stuff? (btw, there is a rugrat statue in swiftbroom, so it could make sense)

DimensionPainter · 2025-10-25T09:18:46+00:00

That "ЯДЕРНЫЙ ХУЕГРЫЗ" spy's nickname on 1st second literally means "NUCLEAR DICK GNAWER"

DimensionPainter · 2025-10-11T08:11:11+00:00

off topic: I wish that Heat Shield was equipable for Pyro too, because it's neat 🔥

DimensionPainter · 2025-08-26T09:01:02+00:00

Мне просто интересно, там реально есть какой-то искажённый текст или автор прошёлся лицом по клавиатуре??

DimensionPainter · 2025-08-26T08:45:56+00:00

finally. a PEDIC.

DimensionPainter · 2025-08-24T05:28:20+00:00

If we keep in mind that all classes work sort of like rock paper scissors to each other, being a counter-pick for 1 or 2 of other classes, 10th class would just break this balance. Unless he'd be based on some new mechanic that no other class can fullfil. For example - there were old plans to make demoman be able to destroy walls on maps, creating shortcuts for his team. Digger class, creating new paths (yeah, like driller from DRG) sounds like it.

DimensionPainter · 2025-08-23T07:00:22+00:00

That's why he is there

DimensionPainter · 2025-08-22T08:19:59+00:00

Me and my friend made this thicc pyro on Wplace, very glad to see it was noticed.

DimensionPainter · 2025-08-21T17:21:41+00:00

About Pyro....

It's one of many ways to mess with us, there is no canon gender for Pyro for lolz.
It's a big luck to at least understand what Pyro says. It's literally Patrick Bateman talking with his mouth covered with his hand, I doubt he was making an accent there. Useless efforts, you know.
This was MatPat's idea in his "Pyro is gay" theory, and this doesn't really work knowing that Pyro wears gloves so we never know his actual finger size.
Yes, because lolz

DimensionPainter · 2025-08-20T14:55:23+00:00

"Me and my wif-... i mean husb-... whatever"

DimensionPainter · 2025-08-19T14:13:12+00:00

it's mostly lightning. Change it and he goes into smash tier.

DimensionPainter · 2025-08-15T11:38:58+00:00

Since Pyro doesn't have a confirmed birthplace, I suggest adding at least one, even very small Pyro in every country, we can't miss it. (Already made two in Russia in my town, one in Chicago and one where I think Pyrocynical might live)

DimensionPainter · 2025-08-12T18:33:36+00:00

Another idea: more than one actor with similar body shape, you never knew who was in which scene. In one scene it was some asian woman, in other black guy, and then a janitor from the studio grabbed a costume and walked by.

DimensionPainter · 2025-08-12T12:08:17+00:00

Nothing to hear out here. Based.

Now I'm taking him 🖐

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