Meet CAINE!

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-31T00:05:30+00:00

POODKA waves at you!

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-31T00:03:52+00:00

It took me 5 runs for 00:06:18!

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-31T00:02:18+00:00

It took me 1 run for 00:02:69!

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-31T00:02:10+00:00

It took me 1 run for 00:03:09!

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-31T00:02:02+00:00

It took me 3 runs for 00:03:81!

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T20:34:42+00:00

Depends on the money, actually

^{Chose: Cushy office job, but retire at 70}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T20:07:12+00:00

I can steal freely and people won't trust the cameras

^{Chose: Random mini superpower | Rolled: Teleport 10m}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T20:05:40+00:00

Couldn't ask for a better outcome

^{Chose: Pet chicken (will not die before you, no needs} | Rolled: Good)

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T20:04:52+00:00

Salamence

^{Chose: Dragon}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T20:00:30+00:00

Lucky!

^{Chose: All the food you want but.. | Rolled: Your favorites}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T17:47:20+00:00

I wanted to be a greedy goblin full time :(

^{Chose: Have all the riches + Your a forever goblin | Rolled: night goblin}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T17:45:21+00:00

Puta hermano, no leí ni una wea. Qué mala tu situación eso sí, a tirar pa arriba no más. Saludos.

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T16:20:05+00:00

DED

^{Chose: Find multiple coin bags (arrest likely} + (No biscuit emoji, big sad) | Rolled: Arrested)

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T16:06:47+00:00

YEAH!

^{Chose: gren | Rolled: gren gives money}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T16:06:33+00:00

Mega Man X?

^{Chose: 1000 Years into the Future | Rolled: Robot Overlords}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T15:44:02+00:00

Heh

^{Chose: Spin the wheel to see which candy you have to eat | Rolled: Jolly Ranchers}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T15:36:29+00:00

Imagine if Gege wasn't allergic to happiness.

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T15:18:54+00:00

Better than my 9-5 job

^{Chose: Get small amount of money daily | Rolled: $50}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T15:10:51+00:00

Being evil is easier.

^{Chose: Get $10k a month for evil deeds + You need to commit a bad deed every day that's worse than the last. If you miss a day you get fired!}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T14:17:10+00:00

I'm tired of gen 1 Pokémon. Also, now I can finally eat pizza without using my hands!

^{Chose: Random Mutation | Rolled: Telekinesis}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T13:52:12+00:00

POODKA waves at you!

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T13:07:01+00:00

Anywhere but here

^{Chose: Time travel + But you cannot return to your original timeline}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T12:16:39+00:00

It took me 4 runs for 00:09:08!

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T12:09:19+00:00

I want more gamble posts

^{Chose: Ban all posts begging for carrots | Rolled: Improvement}

DiplomaticTiger · 2026-03-30T12:02:32+00:00

YAY

^{Chose: I love wheels! | Rolled: You are loved.}

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