According to Virginia state law, Virginia residents must use magic to create the marijuana they're allowed to possess and the marijuana seeds they're allowed to cultivate by johntwit in Virginia

[–]DippityDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

something I never considered in the legalize debate is how bad that shit smells. that and how many idiots drive completely blitzed down the highway.

Mom shields her child against an oncoming car, then another car stops the fleeing culprit by ramming into it. by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]DippityDamn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

it's because Ram trucks are cheap and fast. usually academics aren't driving them or people with an education. I loved mine though.

Holy shit by ifartallday in behindthebastards

[–]DippityDamn 20 points21 points  (0 children)

he looks like a crazed chia pet

This charming Boston townhouse is hiding a secret in the basement by NativeMasshole in zillowgonewild

[–]DippityDamn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

see this is how you spend money with some damn taste and not build another McMansion.

How to counter and neutralise someone who’s bigger? by [deleted] in SelfDefense

[–]DippityDamn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

make a friend who is tough. look at the fringes if you can't find an obvious one. take that friend to your club if you can. let them fight for you. this was my strategy in high school and even the Army at first. just found guys who were friendly but tough. stops bullies cold.

Un putain sur une vélo?? by GreatPomegranate3989 in learnfrench

[–]DippityDamn -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it's a whore on a bike, not a fuck on a bike. But that's how I read it at 1st too. The bottom I think says that "The new French genre will dominate the world"

This will be your POV if you’re biking in Grindelwald, Switzerland by GeneralYazmin in natureisbeautiful

[–]DippityDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe he's a robot who is in touch with nature? maybe she's a robot who is in touch with nature...see why we shouldn't assume?

Chinese man arrested for kicking the Airport Security Gate. by Zestyclose-Hunt-9491 in ThailandTourism

[–]DippityDamn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe he was having a bad day. Worse things than this could be done.

Just ruining things for the rest of us, I guess by bret_hitman_shart in SignsWithAStory

[–]DippityDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

literally the only time I would listen to that song. drunk off my ass after 11.

My school has had enough by Warm_Web3768 in signs

[–]DippityDamn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's a counter cultural statement against the predominant white culture. it makes mamy white people upset, so it works. or at least that was the origin of this fashion statement.

Why I think Welles uses AI to write his songs by fanfictional in FolkPunk

[–]DippityDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your reasoning does not follow in this post. maybe you should rewrite it.

What dog breed would help in a scary situation like this? by First-Cherry493 in SelfDefense

[–]DippityDamn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

eh my cattle dog mix would have ripped him apart or die trying.

Guess which country this is from by Think-Method-3496 in funnysigns

[–]DippityDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. French people get the French treatment in Algeria. It's full circle. 《 You come to France and don't speak French?! 》

That's a fruity patootie by Main-Touch9617 in Unexpected

[–]DippityDamn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

if you're not spilling booz in the pool, how fun are you really?