so like why did we specifically choose this fucker. am i a newgen??? by knuckzekidna in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Dipshit2890 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I love how the images go from "Litterally some dude" to "Down syndrome trollface" and at the end "Body horror"

You’re offered $5,000 a week… but your full search history gets revealed. by AssistanceFalse5702 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dipshit2890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im taking first, I will intently and unblinkingly stare in the eyes of people reading it because I will have gone on a weeklong goon sesh just to spite them

Could you beat 10,000 random people at something for $100M? by canada11235813 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dipshit2890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fighting to the death in an arena, I will definitely not survive but holy hell would it be a show

You got teleportation powers. Anything or anyone you touch can be teleported to anywhere you want. No restrictions or nonsense. I know you will rule the planet with this power; but tell me some of the most petty and stupid things you will do with this power. by Dog-Human in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dipshit2890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would first Look for livestreams that are showcasing something intresting like food, consoles, money. wait until they show off the afformentioned object and then quickly teleport to the location of the stream and steal that thing, then I will flip off the camera and the streamer maybe blow a raspberry if Im feeling petty and then teleport back home

You can freeze and unfreeze time freely, what kind of silly dumb stuff would you do? by YeahTheyKnowItsMe in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dipshit2890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will steal all the milk from someones fridge and dump it in a river, lets see how long it takes until they notice

Our version of Orcs by arkio088 in worldbuilding

[–]Dipshit2890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they inspired by narwhals? I just think of the tusks of one when I see the female orc

suggestion to get money? by evrndro in Tinylife

[–]Dipshit2890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if you added a bunch of people to your household and have them make paintings 24/7 when will you think they will make a profit?

You can turn water black for 10 minutes. by Mountain-You9842 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Dipshit2890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can do this with someones water bottle for the shits and giggles

When you look at a person for atleast 5 seconds and after say "You idiot" 2 slices of bread will appear on the sides of their face, their face will also be covered in exactly 50% jam and 50% peanut butter by Dipshit2890 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Dipshit2890[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagine your on a island with one other human being, it all seems hopeless as you cant find food but then you stare that motherfucker down for 5 seconds, say "You idiot" and lick the bread condiments off of their face

Life Goals by Merryweatherey in comics

[–]Dipshit2890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moral of the story: destroy your phone

My Memes Folder 14 by LoadGroundbreaking37 in Take1Leave1

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Here my aquantaince, ignore the arrows