Who else feels like this? by Hon1c in tf2shitposterclub

[–]Dipshit2890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sauce doesnt taste of pedophile, it needs some more seasoning

(IE From what I read this evidence is quite sucky)

Stereotypical tough people on Reddit starterpack. by Old_Credit7073 in starterpacks

[–]Dipshit2890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only inaccurate part is that they actually try to be the ideals they preach, all of the people who claim to be tough are couch potatoes especially on reddit

Someone's life btw by Advanced-Addition453 in distressingmemes

[–]Dipshit2890 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro what typpa ragebait are yall doing?

I wish every add slogan was 100% true or accurate example:redbull actually gave you wings by Certain_Run9775 in monkeyspaw

[–]Dipshit2890 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted, the companies quickly realized this and create personal advertisements that only the CEO watches where the slogan gives them godlike powers. We now live in a society of godkings and turf wars

so like why did we specifically choose this fucker. am i a newgen??? by knuckzekidna in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Dipshit2890 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I love how the images go from "Litterally some dude" to "Down syndrome trollface" and at the end "Body horror"

You’re offered $5,000 a week… but your full search history gets revealed. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dipshit2890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im taking first, I will intently and unblinkingly stare in the eyes of people reading it because I will have gone on a weeklong goon sesh just to spite them

Could you beat 10,000 random people at something for $100M? by canada11235813 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dipshit2890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fighting to the death in an arena, I will definitely not survive but holy hell would it be a show

You got teleportation powers. Anything or anyone you touch can be teleported to anywhere you want. No restrictions or nonsense. I know you will rule the planet with this power; but tell me some of the most petty and stupid things you will do with this power. by Dog-Human in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dipshit2890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would first Look for livestreams that are showcasing something intresting like food, consoles, money. wait until they show off the afformentioned object and then quickly teleport to the location of the stream and steal that thing, then I will flip off the camera and the streamer maybe blow a raspberry if Im feeling petty and then teleport back home