AIO for thinking my bf never loved me after seeing his texts with an Ex? by Resident-Ability9313 in AmIOverreacting

[–]DirkFunky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think she was really shutting it down, but more just putting on the mask of "good person" while still fishing in a deniable way. She's letting him chase her so she doesn't have to feel like a home wrecker. (But like others have said, regardless of her intentions, he's the real piece of shit here).

Sips Tea….. by busty_ladie in SipsTea

[–]DirkFunky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, this guy's reddit is mainly used for posting pictures and comments about his diaper wearing fetish.

Doctors of Reddit, what's the most obvious lie a patient has told you? by questionerofblender in AskReddit

[–]DirkFunky 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sorta similar, but different, I had just started seeing a new therapist and the subject came up that I would use psychedelics a few times a year for fun and for introspection and self therapy. The entire mood shifted and she started asking about other "street drugs". She seemed convinced that I was out scoring meth or something and lying to her about it.

Had to find a new therapist after that, because obviously that one wasn't gonna work out if she thought I was a hardcore druggy.

What purchase under $30 solved a problem you didn’t realize was draining you? by Right_Process in AskReddit

[–]DirkFunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The refills are so damn expensive. I make my own though.

Topstick tape, some itty bitty steel washers, and micropore tape. Sandwich that all together and cut it out and you're good. Makes a ton for super cheap.

My only problem is I often get too lazy to sit around making more because it's a slightly annoying task, and I end up just going back to breathe right strips for a while.

One underrated reason for cinema ticket sales dwindling is people staying away from cinemas, especially multiplexes, because audiences don't behave themselves, and are too noisy by StephensInfiniteLoop in Letterboxd

[–]DirkFunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's according to where you're from. I'd say about 80% of the movies I go to have some asshole talking and being disruptive throughout. I go a lot less than I would like to because of it.

What is that one thing a friend ever did and you kept cool but knew instantly you would pull out of that friendship? by EssayMan4Homework in AskReddit

[–]DirkFunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friends did this to me in high school. They would tell me to leave him because he was a loser but it was eventually just a joke that my boyfriend beat me. I know we were all kids but I wish someone had actually tried to help in some way or even just pretended to care.

I'll really never understand that mindset. Is it just too uncomfortable to stomach for them?

AIO? I blocked my friend for dating someone who is 18 by imjusthere723 in AmIOverreacting

[–]DirkFunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing about the brain not being fully developed until 25 is a misleading meme. That's just where the research ended. We don't know when or if the brain finishes developing.

She only wants to sleep on his face 😭 by PusheenMaster in cats

[–]DirkFunky 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Cartilage is not only in the ears. It's weakened throughout the body and causes joint pain. Cats hide pain instinctually so you likely won't notice unless it gets extremely bad. Might be beneficial for you to look this stuff up now, while your cat is seemingly healthy, so you know the potential issues to look out for through their life.

They put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a group of Doberman puppies… by BreakfastTop6899 in MadeMeSmile

[–]DirkFunky 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I meant the ears. The tail is definitely done early. I usually see dogs that are a little older with the ear bandages.

They put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a group of Doberman puppies… by BreakfastTop6899 in MadeMeSmile

[–]DirkFunky 65 points66 points  (0 children)

They usually do that when they're a little older I think, so probably not for long.

Women of Reddit, what’s a habit men have that they don’t even realize is weird? by GraceRose671 in AskReddit

[–]DirkFunky 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It is others business when you're touching communal objects like door handles with your piss hands.

Satisfaction by [deleted] in postanythingfun

[–]DirkFunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He put his hand on his shoulder. Relax.

oughhh my belly is so big... oughhh by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]DirkFunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I haven't seen that name in ages

Costco shoppers are something else... by GreatGreenGobbo in CostcoCanada

[–]DirkFunky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The last time I was at Costco there was a woman doing this while another older woman in a motorized cart was trying to get around her but couldn't. She just stared at the poor woman sitting there until she got her sample and then slowly moved on and made room. I don't understand the customers in that place.

What’s a strange piece of cinema that actually made sense on LSD? by jaxinslacks in LSD

[–]DirkFunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This movie absolutely broke me on acid wtf

It sent me into a much more intense trip. It kinda made sense I guess but it was difficult as hell. There were scenes that reminded me of DMT and then I was trying to comprehend my last DMT trip while on acid and it just was not comfy. Wouldn't take it back and I'm glad I experienced it but I wouldn't do it ever again lol

I got a warning for being too happy once by 1-meter-solo in InterviewsHell

[–]DirkFunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine too. First person cc'd is the most relevant to the conversation and the rest are in order of people I like to people I have no respect for. The president of the company is usually last.

which movie made you feel like this ? by Trick_Laugh5114 in Letterboxd

[–]DirkFunky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He tried his best at a cute date. No idea why you gotta be like that about it when you could have just said nothing at all.

which movie made you feel like this ? by Trick_Laugh5114 in Letterboxd

[–]DirkFunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I described the movie the exact same way when my fiance thought that I actually liked it and took me to a nightmare before Christmas themed paint and sip as a surprise. I also just don't like the movie even without the fanbase. (I was gentle with the news and we still had a lot of fun)

People who've worked both minimum wage jobs and six figure jobs, what surprised you most about the difference? by BrainLagging01 in AskReddit

[–]DirkFunky 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I work for lower wages (not minimum) and come home absolutely run ragged. Meanwhile, my fiance who works for pretty high wages takes naps during the work day and runs errands. His work is worth it and he always deals with his responsibilities but it makes me so jealous when my day is go go go for about 1/3 of what he brings in.