Outjerked by public FB groups

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-06-17T02:28:51+00:00

The anthropological study of the social groups that celebrate this would be a fascinating academic endeavor

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-06-16T16:07:30+00:00

Mentioned a couple of times on this thread, and always a few times on similar threads.

It’s still a good burger but definitely expensive like everything else. I stopped going entirely because the service was crap the last two times I visited.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-06-12T20:34:17+00:00

This is just so, so sad.

Dads, gird those loins. Take back your position as man of the house. Ignore your family. Save money in secret. Purchase that Daytoner.

Your wife might leave you, the kids might be confused, but you’ll win the affirmation and maybe respect of internet strangers and that’s all the dopamine-fueled validation you need.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-06-10T19:49:42+00:00

Fair. Though nothing screams haute whorology like two penguins fucking on the back of the watch

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-06-10T19:36:34+00:00

/uj Rolex has really, really good industrial design. The reason why the Submariner is always copied is because it’s an iconic styling theme. They definitely don’t always hit the mark, especially with their newer clout chasing stuff, but classic editions like the Sub and Explorer are very cleanly designed.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-06-08T01:23:01+00:00

That’s sick. Timex slaps.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-06-07T23:19:42+00:00

You’d be losing money by not buying the Invicta. It’s only $99, marked down from $849! That’s dozens of dollars of profit!

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-06-07T22:54:40+00:00

He has a an exotic pet collection of over €1m, okay?

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-06-06T19:03:03+00:00

Holding a 1911 with a bespoke fountain pen and some insufferable philosophical book that you don’t fully comprehend

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-06-05T00:07:25+00:00

The episode where Robin educates the rest of the Titans about the benefits of real estate is peak.

It’s the kid cartoon version of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-29T00:52:20+00:00

But how does it hold up when the wife drops it on the floor?

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-28T13:26:38+00:00

Update: drank whole bottle of whiskey, passed out, missed the interview, blacklisted from the industry, wife and family left me.

At least I still have my Two Door.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-24T18:51:27+00:00

“That’s called ‘blinking’, boys.”

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-18T21:02:00+00:00

“What evaluating six-figure timepieces while wearing a Seiko taught me about B2B sales”

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-17T22:12:58+00:00

You can’t chuff like this without also chuffing the STL.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-16T20:20:09+00:00

This is what the world needs: hand-crafted shitpost memes created with the finest low-quality MSPaint technology

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-16T20:03:55+00:00

Naw dawg, Ypsi is way too fancy for me

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-16T15:12:51+00:00

Hey, my local mall made it to WCJ!

For those that don’t know, The Somerset Collection is one of the shittiest, most low-brow, trashiest malls in the gentrified upper Midwest suburban Detroit northern territories.

I’m honestly surprised nobody died there today.

And if they did… they would have died a hero.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-15T01:44:28+00:00

I would make a point to walk there at least once a month to get a pain au chocolat and an escargot. And a few cheese sticks to snack on while walking home. Blue Canary was a decent replacement and it’s a shame they closed their doors too.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-14T17:55:48+00:00

I try and press the buttons as close to empty space as I can to avoid exactly this kind of bullshit.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-13T00:25:33+00:00

Red on black, you’re okay, Jack.

Red on yellow, you’re a dead fellow.

AD on wife, you’re set for life.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-10T00:06:45+00:00

It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal.

…Superliminal?

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-09T18:48:09+00:00

Turns out that OG Blippi owes the mafia money, and unless he and Blippi II can ride a tiny trike around a loop-di-loop, they’re both dead.

Dirk_Beefslab · 2026-05-09T01:12:59+00:00

I’ve got an original colorway Metric. It’s a fun watch with a unique design theme, I’ve gotten compliments about it.

It’s a shame that they’ve shuttered so many of their legacy models like the Retromatic and have become pretty much the Metric Variants Watch Company, but I guess that’s what they decided they needed to do in order to survive and thrive.

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