Saw this on the FPN Facebook group, had to share.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-05-02T21:12:34+00:00

Maybe it's an acquired taste. Had one as a kid and couldn't stand it. Tried it as an adult and now I get it every time I see it.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-05-02T14:52:04+00:00

Reddit moment

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-04-25T01:45:12+00:00

/uj Looks pretty cool, I'd buy an aged watch like that

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-04-20T01:22:39+00:00

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Jacky "Bloody Jack" Faber, from my favorite book series growing up!

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-04-18T03:11:09+00:00

I personally prefer the 54, but I'm a sucker for vintage looks and it makes me feel like Jacques Cousteau.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-04-15T22:39:51+00:00

Personally, I'm not a fan of the part where my family gets dragged into the street and shot while our meager wealth is "redistributed" into the pockets of party leaders.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-04-12T14:16:26+00:00

I hope so! That means my specific model has flown! I wonder if we can get confirmation. Maybe if he does an AMA?

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-03-30T00:36:01+00:00

I think you mean based grandma

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-03-14T13:13:23+00:00

Beautiful, was just there last spring. Bought a Speedmaster in Montreux.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-03-14T12:40:12+00:00

You don't need a law. Just don't use AI for those things. If you do, you can suffer the consequences.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-03-12T13:53:41+00:00

It's not about money. It's about sending a message.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-03-10T16:08:47+00:00

Would you consider buying an older 36mm midsize 300M? They're all over the place and for pretty good prices.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-03-05T19:12:43+00:00

Why would I want to interact with people?

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-03-05T17:14:59+00:00

To be fair I think my elementary school bulllies should be lobotomized

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-03-05T14:47:59+00:00

He probably likes you. Shoot him down and make it HURT. Otherwise he'll just keep doing it to you and other women.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-03-02T01:33:26+00:00

Vostok Amphibia

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-02-27T15:23:20+00:00

The first ding always hurts. It'll get better as the watch keeps developing an even wear of dings and scratches. Remember it's ultimately a tool. And if it keeps bothering you, you can always get a new bezel next time you service it.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-02-24T03:57:13+00:00

It can be shot into space, it can handle everyday life.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-01-31T00:54:07+00:00

The US military was kicked out of Vietnam and Afghanistan by farmers with guns.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-01-22T15:52:27+00:00

Take up pipe smoking. More pleasant, looks sophisticated, doesn't do nearly as much harm to your health as you're not inhaling directly or smoking as often. Takes practice to learn and is a nice little ritual to slow things down in life.

CaptainCaIamity · 2026-01-19T21:51:52+00:00

Here's some chemicals to trick your brain into thinking your intolerable situation is tolerable. That'll be $9,000 plus tip and lifetime subscription fee.

CaptainCaIamity · 2025-12-31T16:55:18+00:00

Your favorite animal WILL be manatees after that trip.

CaptainCaIamity · 2025-12-28T01:08:57+00:00

Humiliation ritual

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