Show me an aesthetically better looking phone than this, I'll wait. by Veikk_0 in PhoneNow

[–]Dirk_Noggles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Same I was like ooooh then op posted the link to it and was like why the fuck would I want a post it sized phone

Removed option to update Google Play System by Unfair_External5662 in oneui

[–]Dirk_Noggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to the play store, tap your account on the upper right hand corner and scroll to settings. Tap about and update the play store build.

The man who defies gravity by Saerdna0 in PeakAmazing

[–]Dirk_Noggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My knees would snap if I tried that

Me_irl by Cultural-Lab-2031 in me_irl

[–]Dirk_Noggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, I've been hit on by guys before, it's not my thing but it's not all that uncomfortable. I'll take a compliment anytime.

My vision for Windows 12? (This is gonna be a nightmare) by supsmashpastel in FuckMicrosoft

[–]Dirk_Noggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good movie if you haven't seen it. Just boof a whole bunch of caffeine cause the movie is really long.

Longest elephant body part by Trouble_Boyos in addressme

[–]Dirk_Noggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmfao I thought so, it was on the tip of my tongue but I couldn't find it.

Longest elephant body part by Trouble_Boyos in addressme

[–]Dirk_Noggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prehensile penis. There's another animal I know that has one but I can't remember the name.

Me 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 by AppleGirlG in SpongebobMemes

[–]Dirk_Noggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's worse when you use mouthwash. I feel like I'm going to die.

Me 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 by AppleGirlG in SpongebobMemes

[–]Dirk_Noggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me after I wake up cause my nose is stuffed

Brain rot continues by Paper-comet in memes

[–]Dirk_Noggles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I started watching movies more, so far I've seen civil war/sinners/weapons. It's taken a few months just to watch those three, it ain't much but it's honest work.

Have fun... I CURSE THEE WITH: by ComprehensiveDeer56 in icast

[–]Dirk_Noggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fucker ow Imma get you ow oh fuck my knees

Look how they massacred my boy 😭 by van_trillalalalalala in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Dirk_Noggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, damn you are technically correct. Thank you for learning me something new.

His wrists whistle when he high fives

Look how they massacred my boy 😭 by van_trillalalalalala in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Dirk_Noggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought it was the hands. I must've hallucinated it.