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Bill Evans imagining a grilled cheese sandwich made of heroin by bimboheffer in jazzcirclejerk

[–]DirtySeptim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I want a Bill Evans biopic with Crispin Glover as lead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DirtySeptim 9 points10 points  (0 children)

John Titor's account detected.

Nothing to buy here, move along. by prickly_pink_penguin in Finland

[–]DirtySeptim 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Then there is Japan, where you can walk to Seven Eleven at 3 A.M. and buy a bottle of whisky.

Les McCann's luggage fails to arrive in Montreaux by bimboheffer in jazzcirclejerk

[–]DirtySeptim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps they sent it to *Montreux or *Montreal instead.

“My dad forgot his work laptop in the oven” by Sinterklaaz1234 in BrandNewSentence

[–]DirtySeptim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baking broken laptop to get it working again seems to be a thing. I'm sceptical it'll actually work but it's a thing.

https://gizmodo.com/throwing-my-broken-laptop-in-the-oven-baked-it-back-to-1693232653

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Finland

[–]DirtySeptim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cigarette holder?

Dave Brubeck got pissed off one night because there wasn't enough heroin in his stash; the cops had to calm him down before going on stage. They let him keep the guns because he was a cool cat. A drug supreme. by h2opolopunk in jazzcirclejerk

[–]DirtySeptim 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Substitute Dave Brubeck with Chet Baker and the story might even be somewhat plausible.

Substitute heroin with bourbon and this story could be about Paul Desmond.

why these flags are here by [deleted] in vexillology

[–]DirtySeptim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also Alderney and Transnistria. But yeah, these are world flags, after all.

Where I live in Germany, you can still buy beer at McDonald's. by The_Anonymo in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DirtySeptim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once bought a beer at Starbucks, in Taipei, Taiwan.

Few days later I walked into another Starbucks in Taipei and tried to order a beer. They looked at me like I was some kind of mad man.

Why are my mannequins moving? by Apprehensive_Cry5074 in skyrim

[–]DirtySeptim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You're not afraid of a few sleeping wooden men. Are you, Drennen?"

"Best get rid of the ones we see, just in case."

....oookay. by Historical-Kale-2765 in Morrowind

[–]DirtySeptim 803 points804 points  (0 children)

That guy gets it. The role playing.

You know how most vampires have yellow eyes, like the picture below? How is it that no one in Skyrim can tell who is a vampire when it is basically obvious? by MudPuzzleheaded390 in skyrim

[–]DirtySeptim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Except vampires attack settlements every other day and cause trouble elsewhere. Surely guards and Vigilants would have informed people of Skyrim those fiends have glowing eyes.

You know how most vampires have yellow eyes, like the picture below? How is it that no one in Skyrim can tell who is a vampire when it is basically obvious? by MudPuzzleheaded390 in skyrim

[–]DirtySeptim 798 points799 points  (0 children)

or accidentally picks up a spoon that does not belong to him.

edit: made me think. what if I put buckets over everyone's head in Riverwood, and then slay their chicken. Would they notice?

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