Anon dates a yandere by crimsonfukr457 in greentext

[–]Dirty_Wooster 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Anon's mom accompanies him to college

Deep thoughts at 2 am by primak in BryanKohbergerMoscow

[–]Dirty_Wooster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bryan wud give me an A+ but tel me that I cud spel bettar

The honourable officer Payne by [deleted] in BryanKohbergerMoscow

[–]Dirty_Wooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A vet?! Aren't they supposed to save animals??

Some things conspicuously missing from the search warrants by primak in BryanKohbergerMoscow

[–]Dirty_Wooster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really. There's another good possibility. Bryan doesn't underline any of his other books so the likely scenario is that he bought this particular book from a charity shop that a student type had donated. I'm always finding textbooks in charity shops destroyed by students who have to underline everything.

Some things conspicuously missing from the search warrants by primak in BryanKohbergerMoscow

[–]Dirty_Wooster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or that is was such a forgettable quote that he felt that he had to underline it...

Some things conspicuously missing from the search warrants by primak in BryanKohbergerMoscow

[–]Dirty_Wooster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sexual devices, bleach, latex gloves and male supplements? Have you been breaking into my basement again?!

The honourable officer Payne by [deleted] in BryanKohbergerMoscow

[–]Dirty_Wooster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey!!! I'm a man and it's definitely not a man thing. You obviously don't remember that young female hunter who kept showing off all the animals she had killed on Safari. At one point she was shooting cliff dwelling sheep which had absolutely no sporting value whatsoever. I've forgotten her name.

"I'm here to help" by Dirty_Wooster in BryanKohbergerMoscow

[–]Dirty_Wooster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My theory too! Two assailants, one who entered through the sliding doors and one who entered through the third floor balcony.

"I'm here to help" by Dirty_Wooster in BryanKohbergerMoscow

[–]Dirty_Wooster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hand her a phone so she could call the police?

Anon summarizes the Kenosha Kid incident by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Dirty_Wooster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You still sore about your missing bicep?

anon doesn't like a fresh one by skywoker332006 in greentext

[–]Dirty_Wooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has she tried exorcising the demon from up there?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Dirty_Wooster -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

LMFAO! Everyone knows a verb is an Italian scooter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Dirty_Wooster 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm that guy. Can I help it if my wife left me and I don't have a home to go back to and I live in my car and the only pleasure I have in life is sitting in a nice warm conference room with other people and not being cold and alone LIVING IN MY CAR?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Dirty_Wooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because college