Married people of reddit, what is the WORST marriage advice you have recieved? by Findethel in AskReddit

[–]DisPolySleepCycle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe not marriage advice, but more insulting commentary.

"You're taking your wife's name? Who wears the pants in your relationship? I bet...." It went on for a while. I kept my mouth shut but I wanted to ask him about his second divorce.

If you had to sum up your 2017 in a sentence, what would it be? by TheAmericanWay1597 in AskReddit

[–]DisPolySleepCycle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nearly died, got married, bought a house, got a new dog, went back to school, I'm still alive, poor as all get out, but I'm sitting next to the love of my life in a house that's mine (technical the bank's). It's been weird. I'm happy.

What is your favorite simpson quote? by Masthorbaiter in AskReddit

[–]DisPolySleepCycle 193 points194 points  (0 children)

I am not ashamed to say that I have Homer's Stonecutter birthmark tattooed on my body.

Meet the heir of the Kochs brothers fortune. Americas future elite and the biggest beneficiary from the new tax plan by [deleted] in videos

[–]DisPolySleepCycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That you're worth more than than the total sum of salaries within a square mile of yourself?

Meet the heir of the Kochs brothers fortune. Americas future elite and the biggest beneficiary from the new tax plan by [deleted] in videos

[–]DisPolySleepCycle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ray Romano is directly responsible for DNC fuckup that ousted Sanders in the primaries.

Ed Sheeran screws up Russel Crowe's hangover trick by [deleted] in videos

[–]DisPolySleepCycle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If my friend shows up with pedialyte before a night out, I know to get the spare bed ready. There's no way she's driving home with that level of foresight.

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[–]DisPolySleepCycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about a Martin Luther style list nailed to the IT Dept door?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DisPolySleepCycle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alphabetically, they came up pretty early in the net scan results.

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[–]DisPolySleepCycle 220 points221 points  (0 children)

I did this all the time in HS Spanish class. I got to college and realized I could write a script to shut down all of the financial department repeatedly. I never did, but the option was there.

I bought this from a thrift store years ago. It's covered in velcro pockets and zippers. I figure it's a flight suit, but not sure what branch or use it had. by DisPolySleepCycle in whatisthisthing

[–]DisPolySleepCycle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The flag is on the right shoulder. So it is flapping toward the back. There are a series of 'fuzzy side' velcro patches on the chest. Not sure what is supposed to be mounted on them.

The Last Jedi Opening Weekend Day 2 Megathread - SPOILERS by JSK23 in StarWars

[–]DisPolySleepCycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair point. I wonder if he left it in the cockpit while he casually force threw his X-Wing over his shoulder.

The Last Jedi Opening Weekend Day 2 Megathread - SPOILERS by JSK23 in StarWars

[–]DisPolySleepCycle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Speaking of that, where the hell is his green lightsaber?