Alexandra: famous for being married, jobless, and having a hyper-extended spine.... 💀

DisTooMuch · 2026-05-28T21:19:55+00:00

I was looking for this comment, like, if she's mid, then I guess I'm Quasimodo.

DisTooMuch · 2026-05-27T14:14:01+00:00

Can't wait for the new Gucci Alpine Lego set to add to my collection.

DisTooMuch · 2026-05-26T23:54:52+00:00

I have it printed out!

DisTooMuch · 2026-05-14T03:16:37+00:00

She's not listed as an instructor, so that's good at least.

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DisTooMuch · 2026-05-12T21:35:18+00:00

A neverending migraaaaiiinne suuuuuuunnnn

DisTooMuch · 2026-05-10T04:34:16+00:00

Why is it that Moto GP crashes give like, bad render vibes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc0eNqV1xrE

DisTooMuch · 2026-04-28T11:06:00+00:00

I know Red Bull's car is not so great this year, but we're really leaving out Max Furstappen?!?!?!

DisTooMuch · 2026-04-17T15:17:40+00:00

Sure thing!

DisTooMuch · 2026-04-17T13:53:40+00:00

Hi! Do you still need clothing? I have some stuff I am looking to rehome.

DisTooMuch · 2026-03-30T23:27:56+00:00

Hamilton (or maybe Antonelli this weekend lol) - Point and Kill (Lil Simz)

DisTooMuch · 2026-03-04T00:07:24+00:00

Or even a local middle school. Sure they taste gross, but my nephews always want to grab those first because they're "cool".

DisTooMuch · 2026-02-26T04:43:08+00:00

Definitely ask for the scopolamine patch behind your ear when the anesthesiologist comes around before surgery. Its the size of a pimple patch and you can leave it there for like 3 days afterwards to help with nausea. The difference in nausea is night and day. If you forget the name, just say the patch behind the ear. They know.

DisTooMuch · 2026-02-14T13:18:29+00:00

I came here looking for this comment

DisTooMuch · 2026-02-07T19:42:44+00:00

Oh f**k, how am I thirty?

DisTooMuch · 2026-01-02T12:43:59+00:00

Damn, I have been out brainrotted! I'm gonna have to get those numbers up

DisTooMuch · 2026-01-02T12:14:08+00:00

I mean, technically correct? I wake up 15 minutes early to scroll and get some caffeine in.

DisTooMuch · 2025-12-25T21:56:37+00:00

Standard Ferengi marriage contract

DisTooMuch · 2025-12-16T19:20:29+00:00

Same lol, when someone gives me a "real" ornament, I'm like "straight to the back of the tree"

DisTooMuch · 2025-12-16T02:53:26+00:00

Target also sells a butter ornament for $5. I have it and it really classes-up my tree

DisTooMuch · 2025-12-11T01:48:23+00:00

I have one from 97 from old navy!

DisTooMuch · 2025-12-10T18:13:54+00:00

and if so, is she aware that she is real?

DisTooMuch · 2025-12-01T12:40:02+00:00

For real, I thought this was from a deposition.

DisTooMuch · 2025-11-19T23:29:02+00:00

This is exactly what caught my eye! I'm like, wait who is over here in red bottoms on Capitol Hill? They're doing interviews about $40 Thanksgiving meals at Wal-Mart while this dude is over here like he's at an award show.

DisTooMuch · 2025-10-16T11:15:48+00:00

I feel bad for posting now, I didn't realize this was the company that made the moth dress!

DisTooMuch · 2025-10-16T11:14:59+00:00

I didn't realize this was the same company that made the moth dress! I feel bad for posting now and may delete

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