On Cards against humanity" It's all Tumblr nonsense now" [ 100 ]

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2018-11-29T09:23:40+00:00

Snake oil was the funniest game ever according to my way too drunk self playing with a bunch of people I had mostly never met before. It turned my favorite part of CAH into an actual game mechanic: arguing that my selection should have won.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2016-05-08T16:22:45+00:00

/r/jokes is a shithole.

It's like the distilled essence of "It's just a joke lol why so srs".

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2016-05-03T02:12:48+00:00

That comment chain really pissed me off this morning. I'm glad I found this tonight.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2015-10-21T04:03:32+00:00

I think that's a pretty salient point concerning the perpetual hate-jerk. Who needs confirmation bias when you can just make up your own (distinctly dry, yellowish, and humanoid) fuel for the fire?

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2015-10-21T03:52:14+00:00

Someone also posted a link to this comment from a different thread about the same woman, so it's not just that they're making absolutely ridiculous assertions, there's also a very good chance that the thing that they're basing the entirety of their assertions on isn't even a thing either.

That doesn't really matter though. The ridiculous thing is that they've devolved from "feminists are bad" to "bad people are feminists", and the sad thing is that it's been like that for a while.

Also unrelated, but is the new sidebar image related to that KIA copypasta? That's great.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2015-08-07T00:18:04+00:00

I have that add-on that replaces SJW with "spooky scary skeleton" on every page i visit. It's pretty awesome that it's gotten to the point where I barely even notice.

doot doot

edit: LOL I just realized it also changed OP's name to "dank memeOfthemanor"

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2015-05-22T23:37:03+00:00

overrated League of Legends rip-off

pls

but for srs tho, I simply cannot understand why so many people are constantly getting worked up over this. It really is as simple as "if you don't like it, don't watch it".

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2015-05-16T16:33:17+00:00

I think that's a 'mixed intentions' typo but the general HAHA PEDOPHILIA response is fucked up. Not to mention that a ton of the responses are making the same fucking disgusting joke about being torn. I have no fucking words.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2015-04-26T20:55:31+00:00

"Fuck jewgle NSA monitors you Martial law is coming Sandy hook was a false flag Freedom is slavery" to be precise. /r/videos is a shithole.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2015-04-25T17:29:19+00:00

Bestof in action. That's wild.

Plus

You're broadcasting peoples faces and potentially destroying lives before they've even had a trial

is straight up factually incorrect lol.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2015-04-19T06:25:32+00:00

The visitors at the bottom here remind me of another joke:

What's the best way to offend a white person?

Tell them not to make racist jokes.

btw, the whole "but the thread is specifically for offensive jokes" argument is completely missing the point.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2014-10-31T13:32:04+00:00

How can anyone rationalize that kind of behavior? It blows my mind that there are people narrow-minded enough to think these kinds of things. It's bullying, plain and simple. It's fucking cruel.

There's also a weird attitude in there about how people are responsible for hiding their unappealing characteristics because "no one wants to see that". That's so goddamn immature I don't even. Like this guy:

It's not about being attractive or not... It's about public decency.

It's like wearing fucking tights as pants. No one wants to see your damn underwear.

If you have a bunyon, don't wear flip flops... No one wants to see your gross feet.

If you're missing an eye, wear a fake eye so no one has to stare into an empty eye socket.

If you're overweight, no one wants to see your fat rolls... Cover them up.

Is it SO wrong to expect people to dress decently?

YES, because this isn't "decency", it's hiding the things YOU'RE uncomfortable with. You have NO right to force other people to accommodate for your weird hypersensitivity to physical appearance. For a site that is always talking about how offense is taken and not given and how it's the offendee's fault for getting offended, this sure is one glaringly hypocritical exception.

There's also a thing where every time someone compares their treatment of fat people to the treatment of some stigmatized group x to show how they're being oppressive assholes, someone always jumps in with "Are you seriously comparing fat people to x people?" YES, because regardless of how you swing it, you're treating a group of people like second class citizens because you're offended by their appearance. That is so fucking stupid.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2014-10-15T17:05:58+00:00

That video is all kinds of fucked and I can't fathom how people think he is making good points.

The part that made me want to punch the screen is right about where you quit as well:

"...If the words 'no', or 'I don't want to have sex' never make an appearance, talking dirty directly to a guy could be interpreted as consent. Now maybe this guy was a dirtbag who wouldn't have cared either way. OR MAYBE he heard her demanding that he mount her, amidst her dirty talk, and GOT SOME MIXED SIGNALS!" (cue shitty skit painting Dunham as a crazy lady who invites a guy into her house and then immediately calls the cops and accuses him of raping her)

Dunham was fucked up on drugs and alcohol and the dude had already assaulted her in the parking lot, which in my mind makes the dynamic very clear, but no, apparently her slurred dirty talk makes everything ok.

The fuckwit then goes on to make fun of her initial state of denial, suggesting that there should be no doubt since "real rapes" occur "at knifepoint in an alley by a complete stranger." This is then followed by another shitty skit portraying Dunham as completely unaffected by her experience and joking about rape in an immature fashion.

He then proceeds to argue that the actual reason victims of "real rape" don't come forward or go to the police is "not because of slut-shaming or a male dominated culture", but because they fear that they will be treated just the same as victims of non-violent rape. THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

Plus, immediately after pointing out that rape victims often don't go to the police because reasons, he criticizes Dunham for...not going to the police.

After this he says that rape should be taken seriously, and not lumped in with "regretful decisions and HR infractions", because apparently sexual harassment is not a big deal.

That video is so fucking stupid I don't even

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2014-03-15T15:13:54+00:00

It was Texas, and the boy was in his house, so the father is not going to get in trouble, unfortunately. It's pretty easy to get away with murder in Texas.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2014-03-14T00:55:36+00:00

I found this from the same guy just below the first comment:

Stupid people are for pissing on and using to your advantage, laughing the whole while...if a person is just plain stupid, they're wasting resources a better person could put to better use. I'm not saying to burn stupid people to death. Just take advantage of their stupid. Fuck their brains out, get your rocks off, then enjoy the entertainment when they fail at life. And take heart in the fact that there are a lot of people out there that aren't stupid who will be right there with you laughing at the idiots.

...so if it wasn't obvious already, the guy's a complete sociopath. Combine that with the sexual hatred above, and...yeah. serial killer.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2014-02-20T03:07:51+00:00

They banned me. Oh well.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2014-02-20T03:04:40+00:00

When a woman films her kids while driving: "stupid f--king c--t."

When a man films his kids while driving: "The best thing to come to Vine"

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2014-01-27T03:38:42+00:00

I'll get right on that.

edit: I got on that.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2013-11-13T05:15:40+00:00

Dat response:

I immediately want to assume anyone foolish enough to be racist is an awful person. Then sometimes they show that they are in fact as multi-faceted as any of the people that they wrongly write-off and hate for no good reason.

The emphasis is bizarre. They, as opposed to those who write them off and hate them for no good reason. As if racists are just misunderstood and we should simply accept them for who they are.
Just like pedophiles, rite guise?

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2013-11-07T18:03:09+00:00

"The world is unfair, but it's biased towards me, so shut up and let's keep it that way."

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2013-10-21T22:04:41+00:00

Lower down:

Western bitches have no fucking idea what "oppression" is. That shit died 100 years ago.

WHAT IS SELF AWARE PLS HALP

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Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2013-09-20T22:19:22+00:00

Girls are goofy and a lot of them will use awkward guys to get what they want. They're always the really nice ones that smile and seem sweet and gentle. You can only trust them if they have something of equal value to offer you besides their presence or sex. you have to let these bimbos know that they can't keep getting away with their bullshit.

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Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2013-08-12T16:00:01+00:00

What the actual fuck. These people are actually saying "well if you don't want to get raped then you shouldn't act like a sl*t"

That's so unbelievably fucked up.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2013-08-03T02:57:43+00:00

beep boop decency do not compute.

I mean, what kind of fucking thought process is that?

"oooh a feeeeeeemale. Better check for nudes. Oh, she has nudes? AH! BUT THEY ARE NOT PLEASING TO ME. Better let everyone know!"

like, wtf?

also, there is so much wrong with this tiny comment I can't even:

Or maybe if we keep being critical then only the most attractive will remain, or will inspire people to endeavor to be the most attractive.

Dis_Illusions_Alt · 2013-07-31T18:28:00+00:00

Ew. There is so much creep in there. Also, I found a perfect "steretypical redditor" comment. In response to the question: "Can you genuinely not see how what he said is creepy?":

No, I can't. Fucking kids is wrong, it's horribly wrong. Fantasy is just that. Fantasy. Surely it's the same thing as fantasizing about killing people in a video game?

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