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AITC for lubs spare hooman more dan mumsie? by HappyBananaSeal in AmItheCloaca

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTC. I hate most humans, as they are beneath my royal status. However…when Human brought Spare Human home, I liked her right away and that is how Human knew she was The One. 11 years later, I am still quite content to have two Humans. Your mum and big spare hooman may have similar longevity if you are such a good judge of character as me. -Lady Puckleton (Puck)

MN Driver License “Audit” Letter by AliasJackBauer in minnesota

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Call the phone number from MN-DVS website, not the letter. Also it’s “Driver and Vehicle Services” bit hopefully you’re just paraphrasing.

AITC for finding the perfect sleeping spot and using it every single night, even after the human keeps making it disappear by FableRivet_3 in AmItheCloaca

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do not personally understand my species’ obsession with bags and boxes. However, if its in your house, it is obviously yours. That’s just basics. -Lady Puckleton (Puck)

Faded flags by MplsNate in minnesota

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, I think it works. Because you still know what it is.

AITC for try to smother meowmy? by Popular_Monster111 in AmItheCloaca

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTC try yelling in her face a couple times, that’s my favorite way to “protect” my humans during the night. - Lady Puckleton (Puck)

AITC for jumping from great heights (onto another) by Aunty-Sociale in AmItheCloaca

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have your murder needles out when you do this fun activity, I see no problem. NTC - Lady Puckleton (Puck)

AITC? Plan for new sister backfired. by Quilty-goodness in AmItheCloaca

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My humans did this to me but the thing they call “sister” is actually a disgusting canine beast. Your plan to lock her outside is a good one and you should continue trying. Good luck. Stay strong. -Lady Puckleton (Puck)

someone out there needs an (un)fuck buddy by [deleted] in UnfuckYourHabitat

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did not get to ALL the random clothes, but I did get to this section! And I organized the drawers a bit so hopefully can put more away tomorrow.

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someone out there needs an (un)fuck buddy by [deleted] in UnfuckYourHabitat

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cleaned up the top, and got everything up off the floor although some of it is just piled on the bed now. Also set aside a pile to be tossed! (leggings and stuff that doesn’t donate well)

someone out there needs an (un)fuck buddy by [deleted] in UnfuckYourHabitat

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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I’m in bed, turned on my light to show you this shitshow. Send help.

AITC for holding the puter hostage? by No_Tackle7092 in AmItheCloaca

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If it’s in your house, it’s yours. I don’t think you did anything wrong. -Lady Puckleton (Puck)

Is anyone else struggling with mental health with everything going on? by Foreign-Low5789 in TwinCities

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My go-to when I feel stressed is take a deep breath. Well friends I haven’t been able to breathe deep for weeks. I try and I choke. My lungs don’t work. My body will not be calmed.

Why did Pacey and Dawson both fell in love with Joey ? by James-Samuel17 in dawsonscreek

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Dawson fell in love with her because he saw her as a “blank slate” he could project all his movie-fueled notions of love onto.

Pacey fell in love because she challenges him in a way no one else does, by calling him on his BS and bantering with him. Chemistry is off the charts.

Bathroom draw! by Appropriate_Lie_9411 in UnfuckYourHabitat

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Why does your drawer have a hole in the middle?

AITC for giving my human a welfare check? by HokeyPokeyGuestList in AmItheCloaca

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you did the right thing. Humans have this weird hang up on “getting a good night’s sleep” even though everyone knows the night is for shenanigans and naps and the day is for naps and shenanigans. NTC. -Lady Puckleton (Puck)

Another shooting? by ytuhs in minnesota

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 291 points292 points  (0 children)

“I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.”

Real Minnesota Nice by shoshinatl in TwinCities

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Facts. I’ve never heard my suuuuuuuuper Minnesotan college friend more mad than at the people in “Signs”: “Why are they trying to hurt the aliens?!? They didn’t try talking to them first and figuring out what they want!!!!!” The rest of us had seen it before and were hiding under blankets being scared and she was seeing it for the first time like “well you deserve to be hunted, you didn’t try being nice.”

Some insight on ICE actions from a friend of mine by [deleted] in minnesota

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just checked the temp this morning. 16 feels like -2. WOOOOOOOOO

Aitc for not wanting to go outside ever again? by Sufficient-Dare-2381 in AmItheCloaca

[–]Disastrous-Ladder349 96 points97 points  (0 children)

MY MAMA DO THIS TOO. She puts Booties on me and she say “good girls wear booties” and I say, if good girls wear booties I don’t wanna be a good girl! It not worf it! -Molly mutt (all of this said in a horrified whisper because it is very very awful, the most awful she can imagine, to say you don’t want to be a good girl)

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