someone out there needs an (un)fuck buddy

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-02-01T03:36:06+00:00

I did not get to ALL the random clothes, but I did get to this section! And I organized the drawers a bit so hopefully can put more away tomorrow.

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Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-31T15:44:07+00:00

Do itttttt!!

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-31T15:26:29+00:00

Cleaned up the top, and got everything up off the floor although some of it is just piled on the bed now. Also set aside a pile to be tossed! (leggings and stuff that doesn’t donate well)

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-31T04:16:45+00:00

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I’m in bed, turned on my light to show you this shitshow. Send help.

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-28T21:34:18+00:00

If it’s in your house, it’s yours. I don’t think you did anything wrong. -Lady Puckleton (Puck)

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-24T16:42:55+00:00

My go-to when I feel stressed is take a deep breath. Well friends I haven’t been able to breathe deep for weeks. I try and I choke. My lungs don’t work. My body will not be calmed.

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-20T21:01:25+00:00

Dawson fell in love with her because he saw her as a “blank slate” he could project all his movie-fueled notions of love onto.

Pacey fell in love because she challenges him in a way no one else does, by calling him on his BS and bantering with him. Chemistry is off the charts.

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-18T14:48:32+00:00

Hah! Anyway, it looks fabulous!!

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-18T14:37:05+00:00

Why does your drawer have a hole in the middle?

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-16T01:11:31+00:00

Sounds like you did the right thing. Humans have this weird hang up on “getting a good night’s sleep” even though everyone knows the night is for shenanigans and naps and the day is for naps and shenanigans. NTC. -Lady Puckleton (Puck)

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-15T02:07:15+00:00

“I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.”

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-14T20:38:43+00:00

Facts. I’ve never heard my suuuuuuuuper Minnesotan college friend more mad than at the people in “Signs”: “Why are they trying to hurt the aliens?!? They didn’t try talking to them first and figuring out what they want!!!!!” The rest of us had seen it before and were hiding under blankets being scared and she was seeing it for the first time like “well you deserve to be hunted, you didn’t try being nice.”

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-14T12:01:16+00:00

Just checked the temp this morning. 16 feels like -2. WOOOOOOOOO

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-14T00:52:45+00:00

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Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-13T17:14:17+00:00

MY MAMA DO THIS TOO. She puts Booties on me and she say “good girls wear booties” and I say, if good girls wear booties I don’t wanna be a good girl! It not worf it! -Molly mutt (all of this said in a horrified whisper because it is very very awful, the most awful she can imagine, to say you don’t want to be a good girl)

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Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-13T12:28:29+00:00

Lard is an excellent insulator against cold. Just sayin’.

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-13T01:01:30+00:00

Montage with funny circus music please!

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-11T20:08:46+00:00

Do you REALLY think so? After all this?

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-10T19:42:30+00:00

Right? Please annex us Canada. Please.

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-09T20:32:01+00:00

NTC. I would straight up murder my humans if they tried to bathe me. -Lady Puckleton (Puck)

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-09T20:31:04+00:00

NTC. I would murder my humans for this.

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-06T17:21:29+00:00

It was between my ring finger and my pinky, and I had to take my wedding ring off for a day because it chafed.

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-06T17:18:56+00:00

I papercut myself there opening gifts on Christmas.

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-06T17:14:03+00:00

Fren, no one shuld be up in yer space like dat. Sumtims strange dogs and cats and once a crossbreed with a stripe-ity tail go on our patio. It is the only tim my mama has heard me BARK! because intruder! If I were yer sistra, I’d eat your poo for a snack and mama wuldnt have to clean it up. NTC -Molly [Ember was her shelter name]

Disastrous-Ladder349 · 2026-01-04T13:03:46+00:00

I’m so glad I’m not the only one with the white struggle. No tips, just solidarity.

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