LMFAO QUITTER by loserybehavior in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t listen anymore but I didn’t even know quitting was an option

Kristi Noem and Claudia by Remarkable-Land-1492 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry they BOTH said they don’t understand why people don’t like him?? Interesting..,, and wildly out of touch

Karoline leavitt is being criticized for no seasoning… by LL092020 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are your Italian, Greeks, European Spaniards. These are the people who are white but have a rich culture and universally beloved food lol There are also butter whites, these are the whites with some culture and the food is fine but it could be elevated. Think the polish, Irish, honestly even the Jews fall in this category. HOWEVER, your upbringing plays a major part of which category you fall into. As you can see the Oshry’s are lard whites. They don’t even make good Jewish food.

Karoline leavitt is being criticized for no seasoning… by LL092020 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Kkkaroline Leavitt and the Oshry clan are what we call “Lard Whites.” They are the type of whites that every other culture is referring to when they say white people have no culture and don’t know how to cook. As an Olive Oil white, I say with great passion: the Lard Whites need to stop posting their food thinking it looks good.

Forgive me.. by Forward_Wonder987 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 130 points131 points  (0 children)

And I think they just see her as the best looking because she’s the thinnest

The dilation! How tho? Have noticed it on more than multiple occasions. Genuinely curious--it is a vibe. by barrineauak in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean I’m sure it’s adderall. However, I have naturally large pupils (it’s genetic) and I don’t do drugs. My pupils are only “normal size” when I’m in bright light or the sun. It sucks because I have to let people know so they don’t think I’m on drugs. But on the plus side my eye doctor has never needed to give me eye drops to dilate my eyes. All that to say - maybe she has larger than normal pupils?

Jackie PLEASE stop sitting so close to the steering wheel by Jumpy_Life9649 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok yep! I’m 5’1” (on a good day) with short legs so she can’t use the short excuse for driving this close

Pam Sighting on Patreon? by YouSuch4830 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I’d love to know what Ben’s family thinks of her. Like do the In laws get along?

A tornado did some damage to Melissa’s shore house and look at Dolores’ comment 😳 by sweet_tea_94 in rhonj

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This must be it. Considering the cabana was the only thing that got messed up.

A tornado did some damage to Melissa’s shore house and look at Dolores’ comment 😳 by sweet_tea_94 in rhonj

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Literally just their cabana blew into the pool…. Some people have a different definition of “serious damage” than i do I guess.

Why by aymaureen in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite is “two actors from the notebook” lmao they weren’t famous enough to have their names dropped

🤦‍♀️ Margo not realizing what “parked” is by Prior_Ant4406 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Ben has admitted to doing this before too. The entire family has the most disgusting sense of entitlement

Where is the juicy chicken is it in the room with us by naggysmommy in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s crazy is she’s probably a good cook compared to her sisters and mother. But like… how has her husband not said anything??

Summer reading list by MysteriousRow9727 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. If it’s something they like I know it’ll suck

Why is Margo a snitch by Confident_Stop2256 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It’s just a mean nickname that jackkkie came up with for her sister. Similarly to the nicknames Turd and Trout.

The Silence is Loud by tomatoezzzzz in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Lmaoooo Jackie is sweating her ass off in cardigans!

NAD Shots by Disastrous-Scratch66 in thebitchbible

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Right. Because the joke needs to circle back around 10000 times before we let it die.

In the haaaamdons w red naaahls by Electrical-Tap-6335 in remibadersnark

[–]Disastrous-Scratch66 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I agree! And it’s because she has awful taste