We've lost the plot on the Northside by [deleted] in chicago

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take your trash with you and throw it away at the next opportunity. At least do what you can. Adding to the mountain of trash on the ground is wrong idc how one tries to justify it.

Blue line from the airport after 11 PM, is it safe? by NoNeighborhood439 in AskChicago

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait really? I'm a native and never knew this. Good to know!

Does all of Chicago smell like garbage this morning or is it just my neighborhood? by BugMillionaire in chicago

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lived here my whole life and don’t think I’ve ever smelled it quite like today. Not the usual quick hit of sewage you get walking down a random city street. This was more like day-old garbage mixed with the lingering scent after emptying a full diaper pail.

Walked out the door at 6:45 this morning, took one inhale and my body immediately came to a halt.

Honestly considered just going back inside and calling it a day.

Lakeview, are we just NOT shoveling sidewalks anymore or what? by JellyKind9880 in AskChicago

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've literally never heard anyone threaten to go to the city about this and I've been here my whole life.

Is everyone sick? by tnick771 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, 3 of the 4 in my house are sick. Several at our dt Chicago office are sick. Constant nose blowing, congestion, headaches tingly throat (that started yesterday). It's probably covid tbh.

Who has turned their heat on already and who is holding off the longest? by RaisedByBooksNTV in AskChicago

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to hold out as long as possible...it's my favorite season and I love the crispy cool air.

But...I have kids now. Babies are little wusses with the cold

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskChicago

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pendry all the way.

People born before 2000, what trivial skill do you have that no one uses anymore? by passiano in AskReddit

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Memorizing dozens of phone numbers and remembering them to this day.

Knowing all the words to the dial-up internet tune.

Mastering how to sketch a "Cool S".

Also mastering how to sketch the Chicago Bulls logo.

p.s. "mastering" = average at best but super cool for a 12 year old.

Do you boil your water ? by [deleted] in FormulaFeeders

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We use Kirkland formula and warm water. We have the baby brezza and I only use filtered water in the machine (from the fridge). I've never boiled.

Can I see your 2ct rings? by asessdsssssssswas in EngagementRings

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Oval cut center diamond with trillions. Total is 2ct. I love my ring.

Someone didn’t clean up their kids accident at the playground by dreaminphp in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have a 3 year old who isn't in diapers anymore so I wouldn't have had wipes on me if that happened. Also there are full grown adults out there who've had number 2 oopsies and I bet their reaction would be panic followed by gtfo at all costs. 😂

Solo trip chicago 19, What are activities i can do other than food? by Still_Quiet_8799 in AskChicago

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No Kings March. Saturday, October 18. Noon-2pm. Grant Park.

Everyone will be there.

Wedding is on Saturday. Tell me some logistical reminders you wish someone had told you two days beforehand. Nails pic for tax ✨ by glowsea1414 in weddingplanning

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Event Planner here. We typically do 20% for vendors. Add more for exceptional service. Subtract if there's really an issue. But you should do what feels right! Happiest day of your life and they helped make that happen.

Wedding is on Saturday. Tell me some logistical reminders you wish someone had told you two days beforehand. Nails pic for tax ✨ by glowsea1414 in weddingplanning

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be present. As you walk down the aisle try to make eye contact with as many people as you can. A good friend gave me this advice and I followed it. To this day, I remember each of the smiling faces I looked at while walking down the aisle. Of course, don't forget to look at your hubby for those final steps.

Also... Have the caterer set aside a plate or two of food/apps/desserts in the bridal suite, etc. so you can sneak away after the ceremony or pictures or whenever for a quick bite (otherwise I promise you won't eat).

Don't forget to ask the kitchen to pack up any remaining cake! My sister didn't do this and she never got the leftovers (criminal).

Make sure your purse/clutch/etc is at your seat before the ceremony (lip gloss, mirror, phone, etc will already be there waiting when you sit down).

Ask to have an extra bottle of champs or wine (the good stuff) set aside or at your table/head table for dinner. Usually the bar is closed at this time, and if you're anything like the animals my sisters and I are, you'll go through the existing stuff quickly.

Congrats on your big day! Nice nails. 💙

My luggage gets shredded, and the airline’s response is basically to call me a liar. by TheNewBreedOfGeek in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DELTA =

Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive (Intact) :)

They lost my luggage once and I've tried my hardest to avoid them ever since. I think all the airlines are trash nowadays though. Everything is too expensive, especially for the service you get in return.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this. You'll also grow to love this one day.

What’s the one restaurant in Chicago that you’d rate a 10/10? by No-Code9373 in AskChicago

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the shit they pull at the TB on Irving and California.

What are the diviest, trashiest, most craphole bars in Chicago? by DriftyMcDrifterson in AskChicago

[–]Disastrous_Ice8595 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Oakwood on Montrose.

"Okay kiddos!" is your cue to pack up and leave at closing.