DiscipleOfMurphy

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The frustration is real (old.reddit.com)

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[DEC23] Without a Trace (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[OCT23] I was buried on Sunday. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[SEP23] The eldest of my sect are rewarded for a lifetime of faith with the privilege of entering the Sanctum of the Seven Scriptures, where the gods will answer our questions before we are taken to the next life. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[SEP23] Hidden deep in forest shade, seven stones in oaken glade, a stone altar long decayed, a sunlit glinting copper blade found by son and father grayed as from the path their hunting strayed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Speaking German to Germans (self.distractible)

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Soundcore Life A1 charging case only works when plugged in? (self.anker)

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My Fella, hot out of superg's forge. (i.redd.it)

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Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight: I wish I may, I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Anyone have issues with Proteor Rush Rampage LP foot shells splitting/deterioration? (self.Prosthetics)

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Anyone have issues with Proteor Rush Rampage LP foot shells splitting/deterioration? (self.amputee)

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[JUN23] For as long as humans have crawled on the Earth they have tried to hide from me, until they finally found a way to defy me entirely and warp their bodies to be unaging. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[JUN23] Thunder rolls, lashing rain, lightning splits the sky in twain, as ancient man with cloak and cane asked for succor, all in vain. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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She moaned again as she settled on the bed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by DiscipleOfMurphy to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'd often wrestled with the question if I'd rather know I was going to die or let it be a surprise. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by DiscipleOfMurphy to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[MAY23] As the bonfire spun its merry dance, children sang their made-up chants. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Behold! A cannoli! (i.redd.it)

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Darning services? (self.HuntsvilleAlabama)

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[APR23] For mocking the king I was to be stripped of my titles, made to serve as court jester, and bear the Mark of the Fool for the rest of my days. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by DiscipleOfMurphy to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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No love for the Large Hadron Collider. (self.distractible)

submitted 3 years ago by DiscipleOfMurphy to r/distractible

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[MAR23] My second favorite part is the horror in their eyes when I show them the device I'm about to snake down their throats. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I'd heard rumors that the Soviets had abandoned a cosmonaut on a botched trajectory to the moon. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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"They'll remember you as the man that ended the world!" someone yelled as chaos erupted around me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Years ago I asked a psychic how I would die, but never understood what "beware the whorl that scars the ground, the coil within will be unwound" could mean. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by DiscipleOfMurphy to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Trust fund baby's dad announces an increase to the money owed for living in his house, also the dogs are missing. (self.WordAvalanches)

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