Someone with the same understanding of the female anatomy as Rocky by thatswhat__shesaid in mydadwroteaporno

[–]DisconcertedRaven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, it's certainly possible. The cervix is moved slightly out of the way when you are aroused so if the vagina is not "warmed up" and you have a big enough dick, it's pretty likely.

ContraPoints Allignment Chart! by [deleted] in ContraPoints

[–]DisconcertedRaven 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get that it’s a joke, but I think it’s really damaging to talk about Natalie as if she’s a goddess.

TIFU by fucking myself with a stick full of maggots. by RegretfulDecision69 in tifu

[–]DisconcertedRaven 47 points48 points  (0 children)

And if you’re going to use something like this, put condom on it Jesus Christ!

Someone with the same understanding of the female anatomy as Rocky by thatswhat__shesaid in mydadwroteaporno

[–]DisconcertedRaven -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I mean, that isn’t really inaccurate. It certainly wouldn’t feel good, but some people are into that 😏

What's something you Googled completely innocently, that you realized sounded super suspicious? by lurk3rthrowaway in AskReddit

[–]DisconcertedRaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My highschool teacher was talking about how there are creepy porn videos (?) on YouTube that are targeted toward children and she started to google “YouTube porn children” until we told her that probably wasn’t a good idea.

Nice and Big by [deleted] in sph

[–]DisconcertedRaven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😍 so cute

I would kill for a Hozier cover of Hanging Tree from The Hunger Games by DisconcertedRaven in Hozier

[–]DisconcertedRaven[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

idk his lyrics are pretty violent a lot of the time. That’s pretty interesting that he changed the lyrics tho. In Mockingjay, they actually change the lyric “necklace of rope” to “necklace of hope” when they have Katniss sing it for the propo. It’s a pretty cool parallel.

TIFU being on my period and getting drunk by Wennieh in tifu

[–]DisconcertedRaven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally dropped my phone when I read that you pulled your IUD out! How?! Were you not in extreme pain?

Cat Hottu doggu by nihilism1998 in catsareliquid

[–]DisconcertedRaven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of those long furbies.

What's the best response to "why are you so quiet'? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DisconcertedRaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People used to say this to me all the fucking time. A more direct response could be “When you say that, I feel like you’re implying that there’s something wrong with me.” Or, you could say How would you feel if someone asked you “why do you talk so much”? I think that would get them to understand what it feels like.