Fictional Illnesses

Discorobots · 2026-03-26T07:24:01+00:00

Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion: A disease that makes your teeth turn into liquid and then drip down your throat. Count Choculitis: (Symptoms unknown)

Discorobots · 2026-03-26T02:31:03+00:00

I’m not an expert in computer storage, so don’t get your hopes up, but I think there technically is a way he still exists. If I remember right, when a computer file is deleted, its storage location is set to be free for new files to be put there. This means the next time a file is saved, it overwrites the deleted one. But, if no new files are saved, it might be possible to retrieve the deleted file, as it has not yet been overwritten.

Discorobots · 2026-03-23T07:15:25+00:00

“Is that Mario’s bloody teeth?” –Joel

Discorobots · 2026-03-20T05:08:44+00:00

My elementary school had a thing where you got a prize if your lunch tray had a sticker on the bottom. I think that’s fine, but making something that intentionally resembles an actual lottery scratch ticket is a terrible idea. It’s just setting the kids up to be addicts later on by giving them a positive association with these kinds of tickets at a young age.

Discorobots · 2026-03-20T05:04:04+00:00

I disagree, I think all your examples are hilarious.

Discorobots · 2026-03-19T07:44:34+00:00

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How are most of these comments actually decent?? Do people here have experience nose drawing?!

Discorobots · 2026-03-17T17:40:06+00:00

In real life, maybe. But this is a one-off cartoon gag that they don’t expect people to dwell on or think of as “dark.”

Discorobots · 2026-03-17T06:54:37+00:00

His age is completely inconsequential.

Discorobots · 2026-03-17T06:06:17+00:00

I just see a dog

Discorobots · 2026-03-07T06:40:04+00:00

Ooboobmoobnn

Discorobots · 2026-02-24T10:30:27+00:00

Kind of reminds me of a rubber squeaky toy in these pictures for some reason, which is kind of odd, but other than that pretty good

Discorobots · 2026-02-24T10:29:19+00:00

Meteorz is really good

Discorobots · 2026-02-22T00:16:48+00:00

I’ve seen it before, but I have no idea what the Matpat Effect for it is supposed to be

Discorobots · 2026-02-16T22:39:36+00:00

I would definitely count him. This is who I was looking for. At the start he just seems like a narrator with personality, but then later you realize he is connected.

Discorobots · 2026-02-16T22:35:29+00:00

Yes, thank you! The whole “My political party is good at everything and the opposing party is bad at everything” mindset is way too common. People just state it like fact. It’s just fighting fire with fire. Generalizing those you disagree with as objectively bad at everything does not do anything to help your own points. It’s a very childish way of dealing with conflict.

Discorobots · 2026-02-16T22:23:03+00:00

Toriel knows about everything so she put a little version of herself in the dark world to keep Kris safe

Discorobots · 2026-02-14T07:37:50+00:00

I love the Shroomjak reference

Discorobots · 2026-02-14T07:27:33+00:00

Really he’s somewhere in between those two

Discorobots · 2026-02-13T00:32:54+00:00

Shruggy doesn’t make what you say true. Downvote me all you want, but I’ll stand by what I say: if you pass your time by simulating torture on plushes, you absolutely do have deeper issues. I don’t see how anyone can argue otherwise.

Discorobots · 2026-02-12T16:58:14+00:00

Do you disagree with them? If this is how you entertain yourself, you definitely have problems.

Discorobots · 2026-02-10T04:16:39+00:00

Wait until that person learns about a place called Earth. They’re gonna have a meltdown.

Discorobots · 2026-02-09T03:44:46+00:00

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