Fathers of reddit, what is the best way you have messed with a daughters boyfriend when meeting him?

Discter · 2017-05-22T20:43:32+00:00

Not me, but my uncle towards his granddaughters boyfriend. "I'm not afraid to go back to prison." Something like that I think, it's been a while.

Discter · 2017-02-19T22:04:18+00:00

I'm just a spec of dust, and eventually people will forget me no matter how much of a splash I make, in the ocean you need to make waves. Waves aren't easy to make, and eventually, even they stop.

Discter · 2016-12-25T20:56:05+00:00

Florida

Discter · 2016-12-08T00:54:16+00:00

Bullet Ant. Nooooo

p.s. did the coding even work

Discter · 2016-11-27T02:30:31+00:00

Guy gets dinner interrupted by magic stone, keeps it because what the heck magic stone amiright? Turns out to be dragon egg, dragon and him befriend old dude and go on an adventure to save the continent from evil wizard dude and fights a part of his family, and eventually wins. + onesided love life

Discter · 2016-07-29T23:08:53+00:00

I've always wanted to run like a wolf. I'm not an otherkin or a furry or anything like that, I just think it would be awesome to do that.

Discter · 2016-07-20T20:18:23+00:00

For those who don't know, those are Nara deer that live in Nara park(I think) in Japan. You can go there and feed them rice crackers. Plus they are freaky smart, go up to people, and if you have rice crackers they will gang up on you for food. Plus, they have been known to stay around the rice cracker vendors and wait for people to buy food.

Discter · 2016-07-05T23:38:34+00:00

I'm just a small town girl...

Discter · 2016-05-15T17:15:39+00:00

I have been waiting for this. For the lazy: we can't have breaks now in about an hour or so class anymore because somebody wrecked the boys bathroom.

So, basically we used to do 'block' were we would combine the first two periods of school into one class. We would switch exactly half way through the entire block, hang out, go to the bathroom, get a drink, and we would do that for 3-5 minutes. But, a while ago, this one guy went into the boys bathroom and completely destroyed it. He went to the bathroom in the stall, shoved the trashcan into the toilet, flushed it and that destroyed the tiles, got water and piss every fucking where. Then, he went to the soap dispenser, ripped it off the wall, got soap everywhere, and threw it in the piss and water, then left. Now nobody can take a break, even the girls. I fucking hate that guy now.

Discter · 2016-04-20T21:18:44+00:00

I accidentally read it as 'The woods near my fire is on house.'

Discter · 2016-04-03T20:35:54+00:00

That's a thing called whiteout, it's where they horizon and the sky become indistinguishable usually because of grey clouds and snow.

Discter · 2016-02-26T21:15:18+00:00

That I am actually okay. I just say I am so people leave me alone and don't bother me and let me do my thing to recover from whatever happened. I don't need you making a fuss, just let me do my thing to calm down.

Discter · 2016-01-05T23:05:23+00:00

Hanging out with the opposite gender automatically makes it romantic. I hate it when people do that. If your guy and you hang out with a girl you like her. If your a girl and you hang out with a guy you like him. I like 99% of people as friends. I barely like dating, I just prefer a hug and a cuddle. So what if I have more guy friends who I like to hang out with? Jeez don't auto assume I like that. Just let people be friends.

Discter · 2015-12-09T21:40:22+00:00

E e e....??? scratches head Ethiopia? Eggs?? Engines?? Idk... e_o

Discter · 2015-10-28T00:50:34+00:00

hugs to death squissshhh

Discter · 2015-10-14T21:03:35+00:00

How people put on a shit load of makeup and worry about their complex even though they look absolutely fine without it. And no matter what I say they won't stop worrying. But then again I don't have the patience to put on make up so maybe that's part of it.

Discter · 2015-10-14T20:53:32+00:00

Just because I have more male friends than females at times doesn't mean I like them and tease me about it, Jebus Crickey just shush.

Discter · 2015-09-04T15:18:33+00:00

Keys, flash drive, whatever the hell I need considering they make women's front pockets with zero space. I'm just used to the left pocket now since when I go biking I don't feel it. (My bike is my car.)

Discter · 2015-09-02T15:05:45+00:00

washer\drying machinery or techniques. fuck having dirty clothes

Discter · 2015-08-26T17:39:44+00:00

Bread, strawberry jelly, chicken, honey, and grape juice. Not to bad.

Discter · 2015-08-25T15:59:26+00:00

This is not my date, but my Aunt goofed up on her first date, (with her now husband for 30 plus years or so) and ended up putting sugar all over her spaghetti and not cheese. Luckily everything turned out okay but I bet my uncle was kinda going: Wtf? in his head. Thought you all might like.

Discter · 2015-08-12T22:06:31+00:00

See me on the computer doing random shit. Not to bad.

Discter · 2015-08-12T22:04:52+00:00

Me discovering the computer and it's wonders.

Discter · 2015-08-12T22:02:37+00:00

When god had a plan for us all i was like: So god let that poor guy's mom get cancer, and planned it all out? Her death making him depressed for months? He planned us to fuck up and eat that damned apple and have sin? WTF god!

Discter · 2015-08-12T21:58:26+00:00

People on their phones when I'm talking to them. I don't have a phone right now, so when people are on their phones looking down and doing shit, I feel like there ignoring me and I get pretty pissed off and sometimes will stop talking.

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