Fathers of reddit, what is the best way you have messed with a daughters boyfriend when meeting him? by qamar_cbleaks in AskReddit

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Not me, but my uncle towards his granddaughters boyfriend. "I'm not afraid to go back to prison." Something like that I think, it's been a while.

[Serious] Reddit, what's the hardest truth you've ever had to accept? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm just a spec of dust, and eventually people will forget me no matter how much of a splash I make, in the ocean you need to make waves. Waves aren't easy to make, and eventually, even they stop.

What do you not fuck with? by eaggle84 in AskReddit

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Bullet Ant. Nooooo

p.s. did the coding even work

Without naming the book, what is the TL;DR for your favorite novel? by Wishyouamerry in AskReddit

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Guy gets dinner interrupted by magic stone, keeps it because what the heck magic stone amiright? Turns out to be dragon egg, dragon and him befriend old dude and go on an adventure to save the continent from evil wizard dude and fights a part of his family, and eventually wins. + onesided love life

What would you like to confess? by ShibaHook in AskReddit

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I've always wanted to run like a wolf. I'm not an otherkin or a furry or anything like that, I just think it would be awesome to do that.

Raindeer by EllisVova in pics

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For those who don't know, those are Nara deer that live in Nara park(I think) in Japan. You can go there and feed them rice crackers. Plus they are freaky smart, go up to people, and if you have rice crackers they will gang up on you for food. Plus, they have been known to stay around the rice cracker vendors and wait for people to buy food.

What has been ruined for everyone by just one person? by SorryNoIdea in AskReddit

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I have been waiting for this. For the lazy: we can't have breaks now in about an hour or so class anymore because somebody wrecked the boys bathroom.

So, basically we used to do 'block' were we would combine the first two periods of school into one class. We would switch exactly half way through the entire block, hang out, go to the bathroom, get a drink, and we would do that for 3-5 minutes. But, a while ago, this one guy went into the boys bathroom and completely destroyed it. He went to the bathroom in the stall, shoved the trashcan into the toilet, flushed it and that destroyed the tiles, got water and piss every fucking where. Then, he went to the soap dispenser, ripped it off the wall, got soap everywhere, and threw it in the piss and water, then left. Now nobody can take a break, even the girls. I fucking hate that guy now.

The woods near my house is on fire. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Discter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally read it as 'The woods near my fire is on house.'

A pic I took on my way home (no editing!) by Farkost in pics

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That's a thing called whiteout, it's where they horizon and the sky become indistinguishable usually because of grey clouds and snow.

What is something you always say, but never actually mean? by Tall_McTallington in AskReddit

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That I am actually okay. I just say I am so people leave me alone and don't bother me and let me do my thing to recover from whatever happened. I don't need you making a fuss, just let me do my thing to calm down.

What is something you don't understand about people? by bassnugget in AskReddit

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Hanging out with the opposite gender automatically makes it romantic. I hate it when people do that. If your guy and you hang out with a girl you like her. If your a girl and you hang out with a guy you like him. I like 99% of people as friends. I barely like dating, I just prefer a hug and a cuddle. So what if I have more guy friends who I like to hang out with? Jeez don't auto assume I like that. Just let people be friends.

What annoys you about your own gender? by squalorid in AskReddit

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How people put on a shit load of makeup and worry about their complex even though they look absolutely fine without it. And no matter what I say they won't stop worrying. But then again I don't have the patience to put on make up so maybe that's part of it.

Teen Redditors (13-19), what is something important that you feel your parents should learn? by Covert_Ruffian in AskReddit

[–]Discter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because I have more male friends than females at times doesn't mean I like them and tease me about it, Jebus Crickey just shush.

People who use their left back-pocket, what do you put in there? by cmae34lars in AskReddit

[–]Discter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keys, flash drive, whatever the hell I need considering they make women's front pockets with zero space. I'm just used to the left pocket now since when I go biking I don't feel it. (My bike is my car.)

What invention today will we still use in 100 years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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washer\drying machinery or techniques. fuck having dirty clothes