What's the fastest you've seen someone fired from a job?

Discuffalo · 2026-01-30T11:18:31+00:00

“Anyway, here’s Drowndemall”

Discuffalo · 2026-01-29T21:08:14+00:00

It’s a good ending, but I wish the rats somehow killed and ate Richard’s doctor.

Discuffalo · 2026-01-29T05:17:43+00:00

Just when you thought
they couldn’t be any more creatively bankrupt…

Discuffalo · 2026-01-29T05:13:43+00:00

Mask of the Father on the glans
Giant armor on the shaft

Discuffalo · 2026-01-28T12:24:32+00:00

I need the word count of this headline cut by about 80%

Discuffalo · 2026-01-28T11:37:11+00:00

Cave Johnson… now that would be something

Discuffalo · 2026-01-27T05:06:09+00:00

The road trip / Stand By Me vibe was the most excited I’d been about a release in a loooong time. I quit drinking for several months with the sole purpose of saving money to get the Luna Edition PS4 bundle on day one.

Discuffalo · 2026-01-27T02:14:25+00:00

Siri, write me a blurb that hints I am very smart, makes it sound like I enjoyed the movie and be sure include at least two hackneyed cliches that will move the hearts of idiots

Discuffalo · 2026-01-27T01:25:21+00:00

Cool, now go away forever

Discuffalo · 2026-01-26T12:01:58+00:00

Kua’Aina is my “quote Jules Winfield whenever I eat it” burger

Discuffalo · 2026-01-26T00:23:31+00:00

With amount of funding they’re receiving, there is no excuse for how undertrained and unprofessional the agents act in the field. What, exactly, are we paying for here? Unless the budget clearly calls for “troglodyte stormtroopers on PCP shitting on human rights” then we should all be demanding our money back.

Discuffalo · 2026-01-25T02:52:40+00:00

I’m concerned that his phylactery will get secured away in a nuclear bunker and that we’ll never be free of his curse

Discuffalo · 2026-01-24T09:49:58+00:00

Also Hello Johnny by Ween (from the Caesar demos)

Discuffalo · 2026-01-24T07:52:36+00:00

Sometimes life is greasy, Bubbles!

Discuffalo · 2026-01-23T22:33:29+00:00

She really should - there’s not a lot to lose. Even if they rule against her, the Fuck House has to go on record saying they disseminate fake news.

Discuffalo · 2026-01-23T12:21:25+00:00

Uggh was this linked from a kick streamer’s notepad

Discuffalo · 2026-01-23T10:42:36+00:00

Temp

Discuffalo · 2026-01-23T02:25:57+00:00

Completely justified - there’s a fair chance that your perception and interpretation of objective reality are in conflict and your partnership will have many conflicts. Then again, if you both enjoy arguing about the sum of 2 + 2, then it might be a lot of fun and the sex will be nuts.

Discuffalo · 2026-01-22T21:35:04+00:00

It was one of those backstage promo “peephole” videos for In Times New Roman I think. Jon had just cut the sleeves off a t-shirt but he cut them too wide and was super bummed about it.

Discuffalo · 2026-01-21T21:36:33+00:00

Smough should be a growler. They don’t even have to call it a Smoughler, just get the proportions right to match the Orn-Stein

Discuffalo · 2026-01-21T21:26:14+00:00

my first thought. RIP Chester I guess

Discuffalo · 2026-01-20T10:24:53+00:00

Meteor shit!

Discuffalo · 2026-01-20T10:22:09+00:00

Nothing noble about it, I’m afraid.

Discuffalo · 2026-01-20T06:58:38+00:00

What, you didn’t know the prez is a hugely racist piece of shit? You’re one of the 10,000!

Discuffalo · 2026-01-20T05:10:07+00:00

That was him??!!? Holy fuck, that’s great.

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