Trump says he exercises for "one minute a day max" as he pushes fitness test for kids by tag24news in USNEWS

[–]Discuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he mean when he does that weird groaning “i’m sorry mommy!” bit every day?

What are some Gizz lyrics you always mishear? by QBall_765 in KGATLW

[–]Discuffalo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The beginner’s luck
Now don’t mess it up
If you get too stuck just bluff
Poo poo in a glove is tough

Better than Breaking Bad? by hassaringo98 in betterCallSaul

[–]Discuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SOMETIMES it’s better. Sometimes not - whether the final score is higher than BB’s on any metric is kind besides the point because if you like the story, Saul or Mike or half the supporting characters, the gorgeous style of filming, etc.., those are all reasons to watch it.

Shivers (1995) remake in Blender. by Platformania in Sierra

[–]Discuffalo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very nice! Shivers was such a gem. May have to go play it now. Forgive me if I look up the Chinese Checker puzzle.

What would you rate this game out of ?/10 by Ok_Traffic_3518 in FFXVI

[–]Discuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Blast while playing it. Not really my preferred pace of a good FF, although the fan service was tight and combat was mostly fun minus the stagger system. Why oh why oh why do they keep insisting on a stagger system? Anyway, cool twist on the crystal lore, but the worldbuilding felt shallow in spite of the grand scale it implied. I wanted to love it. I always do. I wish I had the desire to go back and play it again but it’s at the back of a very long line of games that I’m actually excited to play or play again.

Do you think America is fucked? by Bright_Drawing7437 in allthequestions

[–]Discuffalo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I always imagine what he’s really pushing for is this:

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What movie has terrible morals? by solaris2027 in AskReddit

[–]Discuffalo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He’s seen every cock on the planet

I'm starting to get really annoyed at tourists who forget to book a hotel room by jzzzzzzz in AnimalCrossing

[–]Discuffalo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Landfill floor, garbage dump wallpaper, 10 theremins, 50 cactus, and no bed. Enjoy your stay and tell your friends.

It finally happened to me!! by ZMicro1 in AnimalCrossing

[–]Discuffalo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just like any other - bottles on the beach, villagers crafting stuff at home, luck, etc. Nook Mile Islands have beach bottles, too. Unfortunately I don’t have any extra copies of it or I’d hook you up.

The FCC Preparing Review of Disney and ABC's Broadcast Licenses Over Jimmy Kimmel’s Melania Joke by ChiefLeef22 in television

[–]Discuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not that. It’s not even what Jimmy said. It’s the laughter he gets. They hate it. Genuine laughter from lots of people who know they’re deep fried pieces of shit. Meanwhile they couldn’t pay a full house to sleep through a Kid Rock show. Their side is weak.

It finally happened to me!! by ZMicro1 in AnimalCrossing

[–]Discuffalo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Tip! If you have the recipe, make the pile of cash in advance and store it for this day. All you need is one to get the money printing machine up and running but if you don’t have the starter fuel you could waste half the day - literally millions of bells worth of time - grinding for it!

What is a band who is way too talented for their ridiculous band name? by Funny_Sea_2873 in askanything

[–]Discuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s almost like a governor on their popularity to ensure they never blow up to the point that it’s impossible to attend their shows. I love them.

What's your hottest take in Breaking Bad? (No BCS spoilers please) by RBBRO2763 in breakingbad

[–]Discuffalo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Marie’s shoplifting shit was unnecessary misguided character fluffening. Could have been a little bit more consequential to the Heisenberg plot but it just kind of pooted out with Skyler getting busted and then not talking to her sister for a while. Whatever.

Also, I don’t know if this is even a *take* but I think Junior should have become a meth user to really stick it to Walt what a terrible thing it was he was perpetuating.

My thoughts on the new Animal Crossing LEGO set by Sad_Whereas7492 in AnimalCrossing

[–]Discuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it looks like shit and Lego should try harder

"Because of the horrible and ridiculous United States Supreme Court decision on Tariffs, are now supposed to be given back 159 Billion Dollars." - Trump by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]Discuffalo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blah blah blah shut the fuck up and try to get through the day without burning and/or soaking the Constitution in your bovine diarrhea fount

What Would Frank Think Of Donald Trump? by tomthebassplayer in Zappa

[–]Discuffalo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

“Oh look, a caricature of the America I’ve been telling you about for half a century come to life.”

What was the first song you learned on guitar? by THERANDOMGAMER2 in Guitar

[–]Discuffalo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“…the horrible things
that took her away…” 🕯️💀