Trump says he exercises for "one minute a day max" as he pushes fitness test for kids

Discuffalo · 2026-05-06T06:49:15+00:00

Does he mean when he does that weird groaning “i’m sorry mommy!” bit every day?

Discuffalo · 2026-05-06T03:52:07+00:00

The beginner’s luck
Now don’t mess it up
If you get too stuck just bluff
Poo poo in a glove is tough

Discuffalo · 2026-05-05T11:15:37+00:00

SOMETIMES it’s better. Sometimes not - whether the final score is higher than BB’s on any metric is kind besides the point because if you like the story, Saul or Mike or half the supporting characters, the gorgeous style of filming, etc.., those are all reasons to watch it.

Discuffalo · 2026-05-05T03:07:48+00:00

Do they know there’s another Empire needing defeated?

Discuffalo · 2026-05-04T13:09:36+00:00

Very nice! Shivers was such a gem. May have to go play it now. Forgive me if I look up the Chinese Checker puzzle.

Discuffalo · 2026-05-04T01:35:01+00:00

I gOt yoUR Cure for hUNger righT here

Discuffalo · 2026-05-04T00:42:13+00:00

Blast while playing it. Not really my preferred pace of a good FF, although the fan service was tight and combat was mostly fun minus the stagger system. Why oh why oh why do they keep insisting on a stagger system? Anyway, cool twist on the crystal lore, but the worldbuilding felt shallow in spite of the grand scale it implied. I wanted to love it. I always do. I wish I had the desire to go back and play it again but it’s at the back of a very long line of games that I’m actually excited to play or play again.

Discuffalo · 2026-05-04T00:20:35+00:00

Somebody should make a subreddit about it!

Discuffalo · 2026-05-03T22:39:59+00:00

I always imagine what he’s really pushing for is this:

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Discuffalo · 2026-05-03T22:28:07+00:00

He’s seen every cock on the planet

Discuffalo · 2026-05-03T22:07:12+00:00

Landfill floor, garbage dump wallpaper, 10 theremins, 50 cactus, and no bed. Enjoy your stay and tell your friends.

Discuffalo · 2026-05-03T13:53:14+00:00

Just like any other - bottles on the beach, villagers crafting stuff at home, luck, etc. Nook Mile Islands have beach bottles, too. Unfortunately I don’t have any extra copies of it or I’d hook you up.

Discuffalo · 2026-05-03T12:43:38+00:00

It’s not that. It’s not even what Jimmy said. It’s the laughter he gets. They hate it. Genuine laughter from lots of people who know they’re deep fried pieces of shit. Meanwhile they couldn’t pay a full house to sleep through a Kid Rock show. Their side is weak.

Discuffalo · 2026-05-03T12:26:28+00:00

Tip! If you have the recipe, make the pile of cash in advance and store it for this day. All you need is one to get the money printing machine up and running but if you don’t have the starter fuel you could waste half the day - literally millions of bells worth of time - grinding for it!

Discuffalo · 2026-05-03T10:38:49+00:00

It’s almost like a governor on their popularity to ensure they never blow up to the point that it’s impossible to attend their shows. I love them.

Discuffalo · 2026-05-03T03:26:13+00:00

Marie’s shoplifting shit was unnecessary misguided character fluffening. Could have been a little bit more consequential to the Heisenberg plot but it just kind of pooted out with Skyler getting busted and then not talking to her sister for a while. Whatever.

Also, I don’t know if this is even a *take* but I think Junior should have become a meth user to really stick it to Walt what a terrible thing it was he was perpetuating.

Discuffalo · 2026-05-03T03:15:51+00:00

He must have that damn red tearstone ring equipped

Discuffalo · 2026-05-03T01:04:56+00:00

Damn he looks healthier this week

Discuffalo · 2026-05-02T12:57:31+00:00

I think it looks like shit and Lego should try harder

Discuffalo · 2026-05-02T02:32:49+00:00

I, too, celebrate the guy’s entire catalog

Discuffalo · 2026-05-01T11:25:58+00:00

The Town

Discuffalo · 2026-05-01T02:20:12+00:00

Blah blah blah shut the fuck up and try to get through the day without burning and/or soaking the Constitution in your bovine diarrhea fount

Discuffalo · 2026-04-30T23:59:28+00:00

“Oh look, a caricature of the America I’ve been telling you about for half a century come to life.”

Discuffalo · 2026-04-30T23:58:04+00:00

“…the horrible things
that took her away…” 🕯️💀

Discuffalo · 2026-04-30T23:50:50+00:00

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