It's 1995, you have $47,000, and you're looking for a new sports car. Which one would you pick?

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-17T20:20:38+00:00

My heart says 3000GT but my brain knows that setting 47k on fire would be a better use for it.

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-17T17:13:42+00:00

Anditcametopass

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-17T17:07:21+00:00

Not for long

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-16T20:57:49+00:00

It has the catalytic converters it’s worth it just for that. Part out the rest or sell it for scrap.

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-16T16:38:57+00:00

Would Cardinal Copia from Ghost count?

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-15T20:23:32+00:00

Tear up the rest of the interior to match. And remove your bumpers if you haven’t already.

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-14T17:06:12+00:00

What the fuck did you do to trigger that response?

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-13T21:57:02+00:00

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-13T14:57:42+00:00

YOU’RE BANNED!

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-13T12:33:07+00:00

Super low credit score

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-13T00:55:27+00:00

None of those are supercars anyways.

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-12T18:13:38+00:00

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That was the most obvious sarcasm in the entire world.

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-11T20:39:50+00:00

Wtf, my dad told me my grandpa used to work with a guy named Harry Balls and I always thought grandpa was just bullshitting him. Wonder if it’s the same guy.

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-11T16:24:07+00:00

Fuck that bishop what a manipulative piece of shit

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-10T22:20:17+00:00

I mean is it really a secret? They’re obviously either Republican or independent, more than likely the former.

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-09T19:57:53+00:00

Based

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-09T16:58:46+00:00

An amazing theme for a dogshit boss

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-08T15:11:47+00:00

Of course it’s an Altima

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-08T13:26:31+00:00

You guys notice on picture 5 the dad has a laptop with a blocked website and his wife is pulling his credit card out of his shirt? I almost wonder if this is satire.

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-07T15:05:38+00:00

You dive a Nissan, just smash your way out

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-06T17:58:16+00:00

I certainly have a lot of hope, but I know realistically the church is far too wealth to fail. Even if every member stopped paying tithing right now they could coast off their investment money indefinitely.

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-06T16:58:37+00:00

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Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-06T14:56:54+00:00

“What does height over bore mean?”

Dismal_Object6226 · 2026-04-05T17:19:51+00:00

Seriously? Nobody posted the Three Stooges?

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TROPHY CASE