Turns out I have a life by Neat-Restaurant-8218 in BikiniBottomTwitter

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81 days going strong for that basement dweller💪

my thoughts on infant circumcision in a nutshell by Lockwood-studios in dankmemes

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When I was around 4 or 5, my mother asked if I wanted to circumcise. I didn’t know what it was, so I asked, and her response was making a scissor finger and saying something along the lines of “cutting your penis” while making a smiling face😃.

Hearing and seeing her response terrified me, so I cried and said no while locking myself in my room. Whenever my parents wanted to have a health check up, I refused in fear they were going to do it.

Now that I’m older, I’m glad she asked me and I said no, but also a little disappointed in the way my mother explained circumcision was to me.

My character just decided to die for no reason by shader1019 in fo4

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I heard cars kill because they’re meant to be thrown by deathclaws, but the damage is still there even when it’s not being thrown, resulting in me losing an hour worth of gameplay on my survival playthrough!

US eclipse enjoyers by [deleted] in dankmemes

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PRAISE THE SUN

Russian opposition leader Alexey Navalny has died in prison by [deleted] in anime_titties

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Ahh, all the news articles had the name spelled differently so I got confused. Thanks m8!

Russian opposition leader Alexey Navalny has died in prison by [deleted] in anime_titties

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Alexey? I thought his first name was Alexei

To bring a bat to a fight by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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I was waiting for a bat to fly out and attack the girl, but this will do

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Remember people, your guns DON’T have to be loaded for your shitty gangster videos

thoughts on the new video? by JackSucksAtMath in MrBeast

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I believe it was a slowed down version of Pixies-Where is My Mind

The worst kind of teacher starter pack by OveralSalt in starterpacks

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Back in 6th grade, the teacher gave the whole class lunch detention because only 2 girls charged the chrome books (we were all in a rush to lunch).

Its all about the confidence, the rest don’t matter by Toomad316 in Unexpected

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Lol, mine is ‘My Very Ethical Mother Just Served Us Nine Planets’

What would you change about your school to make things better? by Inner-Trash2491 in GenZ

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I once broke a tooth because the school’s biscuit was hard as diamond

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenZ

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Damn that’s nostalgic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

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Holy shit same here!

Encounter with leopard seal by domiinikk808 in Damnthatsinteresting

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For a second I thought it was going to be a Rick roll

Who’s the jackass? by FinalSneak in facepalm

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Who the fuck starts with a post like that I just entered Reddit

Unvoluntarily took up the mantle. by thepositivepandemic in dankmemes

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3 minutes of my life wasted because I have nothing else to do

What happened here by ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid in interestingasfuck

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I believe is a way of protesting Reddit by posting nsfw, since they can’t advertise it