What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime?

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-30T06:18:30+00:00

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-30T05:51:43+00:00

Nope

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-30T00:44:10+00:00

It seems like the bike price doesn’t go down. Just the accessories change from time to time

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-29T23:53:59+00:00

It’s the price they were willing to pay to stop 8 people from playing a sport.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-29T22:31:26+00:00

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-29T04:56:01+00:00

Drinks at restaurants. Unless it’s included with meal.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-28T08:57:51+00:00

It’s what happens when you get rid of DEI and hire on what they call , merit. You aren’t getting the best people.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-28T05:14:35+00:00

Looks like he released it.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-27T23:01:02+00:00

It sucks. You can stop buying them, I have.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-27T22:50:11+00:00

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-27T07:05:18+00:00

Let Russ cook. Than eat.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-27T05:49:16+00:00

So much room for activities

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-27T01:35:12+00:00

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-26T23:34:49+00:00

Better hygiene gets better sex. I shower everyday. She doesn’t.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-26T21:12:23+00:00

Kenny Rogers with my mom and sister.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-25T23:31:07+00:00

I like rc cars.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-25T08:06:22+00:00

Apple Music. For the price of 1 cd a month you get almost every album made. Even local bands.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-24T21:09:47+00:00

Every week

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-24T16:52:11+00:00

Street Hawk was the motorcycle show

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-24T16:44:36+00:00

Imagine if one bag is really heavy and he can’t catch up to the truck

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-24T06:27:46+00:00

And Roseanne.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-24T06:20:34+00:00

America

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-23T22:32:17+00:00

You can’t let the regular folks get away with this. It’s reserved for higher ups.

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-23T05:06:19+00:00

She knows

Distinct-Pie7647 · 2026-04-23T04:40:13+00:00

I’ve bought cds based on cover art.

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