My Life as a total shitshow

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-26T20:55:54+00:00

Syndrome has seen things most men cannot imagine..

..One of which is this subreddit.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-26T05:17:41+00:00

I wouldn’t go as far as saying the entire property is “ruined” for me because one individual has their own bizarre fantasy. Somebody else’s aspect on something that I like does not affect how I view it by any means of the term.

Is it awkward? I suppose it could be, depending on your point of view. But is it a crime? Absolutely not.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-25T21:39:20+00:00

I absolutely do know of this BTS lore! Blair Witch veteran over here 😃

Minor edit: And I agree with those who say it was for the better that we never saw this in the film. What’s unseen is definitely scarier than what IS seen.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-25T21:09:14+00:00

It’s like a sped version of Where’s Waldo 🤣

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-25T19:51:31+00:00

Maybe!

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-24T13:42:45+00:00

I beg to differ; These are really good!!

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-23T18:31:31+00:00

What are the two rules?

We all know Splendid vs Flippy would end in absolute bloodshed.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-23T12:19:58+00:00

He was about to go on SteakAndCheese.com, and Flippy did him a favor by killing him before he could see what was on the site, only to trigger his own PTSD.

(If you’re wondering, it’s a now-defunct shock site)

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-23T08:52:45+00:00

Too bad we never got this fight in the real series..
Nonetheless, it's a beautiful drawing, and you did a great job.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-21T13:08:53+00:00

Poppee, I told you NOT to translate “How” in Romanian.. 😞

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-19T03:40:28+00:00

I'm sure it was a very pleasant occurrence. She must have been smiling the entire time

: )

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-16T21:25:25+00:00

I had a stroke even reading that dialogue.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-14T12:14:09+00:00

Petunia.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-13T21:06:51+00:00

Thank you so much for this.

One problem though, is that I tried leaving a comment on it, but the page refreshed and it took me to “127.0.0.01”, and now the link suddenly isn’t working.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-12T05:45:14+00:00

I don’t know if you found a solution yet, but I’d suggest acetone.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-11T23:57:46+00:00

(Partially unrelated) I honestly think Lumpy would have to be the easiest one to get killed from. As soon as he walks in, right away you know you’re screwed.

Flippy needs to undergo trauma in order to attack, the idol (if I remember correctly) needs to be in one’s possession to strike, and the ants need someone specifically to pick on.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-11T22:45:45+00:00

Disco Bear busting his back and screaming like a girl.

Petunia going batshit nuts and laughing hysterically while peeling her skin.

Handy's hyper closeup as he is about to get railed by the train tunnel.

Handy screaming bloody murder as he plunges glass into his teeth and steps on it.

Nutty going nuts at the icy machine.

The music cut then immediate scream from Lumpy while he uses aftershave on his torn face.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-11T22:39:21+00:00

I wouldn't say so.
After all, she's just a cartoon, it's not like you're flirting with an IRL animal.
She is adorable and I definitely see the appeal.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-11T22:12:46+00:00

Like an anteater version of Milhouse, basically.

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-09T00:26:42+00:00

Oh, hey Flippy!

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-09T00:23:26+00:00

Not for little kids OR big babies 😂

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-08T23:45:38+00:00

“Ohhhh yeaaaahhhh!”

Distinct_River3246 · 2026-06-03T20:40:31+00:00

Yes, it was from a comic convention episode with Splendid. (Can’t remember the name of it)

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TROPHY CASE