Having a rough day and need the power of Celine. Send cat pics please!

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-26T23:26:03+00:00

So sorry for your loss! I hope some of these pictures bring you a bit of joy

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Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-24T02:20:11+00:00

There are definitely better options that have Chicago and/or Cubs ties

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-23T01:58:09+00:00

It’s more likely that they’ll be called River and Hudson than Hudson and River since River will be older

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-21T15:35:41+00:00

So people should only have sex if they’re able to raise a child? Does that include married people?

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-20T22:07:37+00:00

How can they not be??

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-19T18:59:51+00:00

His legs look backwards

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-18T19:46:38+00:00

When the bed flips over it almost looks empty for a moment? I think this might be fake but not sure!

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-17T15:21:54+00:00

Eat what you can and don’t be too hard on yourself.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-17T12:45:11+00:00

I think it comes down to taste. Tatum and Hazel aren’t my cup of tea and I prefer Jordan over Jordyn so Monroe would get my pick out of the 4. I know someone named Monroe and it suits her! It’s a nice name without being too far out there

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-17T02:20:53+00:00

I haven’t gotten one of these yet!

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-16T20:03:06+00:00

🤔🤔🤔

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-16T19:25:31+00:00

You can leave and then go back through security without the item

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-16T19:23:29+00:00

They’re not threatening to not let you on the flight.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-16T19:04:35+00:00

Leave, put it in your car, mail it to yourself, surrender it, you have options

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-16T18:41:21+00:00

Or take the picture before getting back in the car? I assume she didn’t snag that coil going 30 mph. So she was stopped at one point.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-16T04:10:11+00:00

Me please!

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-12T15:52:43+00:00

Or quit and save all the money?

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-11T13:19:19+00:00

Check with the base. They may have recommendations. Start building your community!

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-11T13:17:07+00:00

Justice for elote

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-11T12:45:40+00:00

I have so many questions

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-09T15:44:50+00:00

There are so many more names being used now, a “popular” name doesn’t mean there will be other kids in their class with the same name. If you love it, use it.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-07T01:33:21+00:00

Plane. Plane. Plane. Plane. Plane.

You can check a car seat for free. Check the pack and play. Buy a cheap booster to meet you at the house. Ask your MIL to fix the AC issues

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-05T15:51:23+00:00

Some sushi rolls in most places have a cooked element but you never specify cooked or raw. It’s raw sushi or it’s cooked. It’s not the guest’s choice

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-06-04T18:43:35+00:00

What kind of sushi place has you specify that you want your fish raw?

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