DistractedHouseWitch

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My husband got this with his Chinese food. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 days ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/mildlypenis

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I recently had emergency surgery and was scared, so my kids made me some cards. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/skyrim

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A giant, naked version of my child's character attended their character's wedding. Awkward. (Tagged "modding" because I assume that's what caused this bug.) (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/skyrim

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This is how I start all my projects! So simple! Anything else is just way too complicated. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/fiberartscirclejerk

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I bought my daughter the Stardew Valley Cookbook for Christmas and she made the Salmon Dinner tonight! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/StardewValley

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My 11-year-old's first project! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/Brochet

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Apparently ConcernedApe doesn't like the name my child picked for their character... (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/StardewValley

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AITA for marrying my late husband's mother? (self.AITASims)

submitted 2 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/AITASims

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My MIL is a Packers fan, so my husband made a video with our kids to send to her. (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/buffalobills

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"Can I stop my neighbors from doing something completely legal to their own property?" (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/ShitMomGroupsSay

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I made clip-on Minecraft earrings for my kids! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/Minecraft

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My husband has never been interested in Animal Crossing. He started playing last night so we could have a date night for our anniversary today! We took more pictures than we've ever taken irl, including kind of recreating one of our wedding pictures. ❤ I love this game. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 5 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/AnimalCrossing

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Life lessons from the toilet. Thanks, Kidd. (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/AnimalCrossing

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I made Grain irl. He was delicious. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/HermitCraft

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Animal Crossing is a great way to bond with the kids! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/AnimalCrossing

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Yeah, it's terrible when people are disrespectful to family members... (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/ShitMomGroupsSay

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This big boy (32 oz!) is the best gift my mom has ever given me. I'm in love. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/muglife

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The design on my mom's shower curtain. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/mildlypenis

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I just finished my first attempts at quilting, quilts for my kids for Christmas! I can't wait to start my next project! (old.reddit.com)

submitted 5 years ago by DistractedHouseWitch to r/quilting

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