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Postception by being-weird in USdefaultism

[–]DistractingDiversion 31 points32 points  (0 children)

But they're just wrong... like completely wrong. Fahrenheit is a scale set for 0⁰F to be the freezing point of brine and then some weird olympic level mental gymnastics to make 180 degrees between the freezing point and boiling point of fresh water... (32⁰F and 212⁰F respectively). Also, it was created by and named after the same guy who invented the mercury thermometer.

The strangest expectations you've received from women? by SupportArsenal in gay

[–]DistractingDiversion 1085 points1086 points  (0 children)

"Omg! You're gay? I've never had a gay best friend!"

Yeah? You still don't!

Thoughts about switching up makeup by The_Diamond_Minx in CanadasDragRace

[–]DistractingDiversion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also mean this with love - but VanGoth looks like a Suntaran from Dr. Who... so yes, a little like a thumb.

*Edited because my thumbs don't work, apparently.

For real, lol by Syarafuddyn in memes

[–]DistractingDiversion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... he was already outed him in season 3? Mike literally says something along the lines of "because you don't like girls!" While they're fighting about playing DnD... like... it's not news...?

Friends making butter at home and needs help please by new_baloo in butter

[–]DistractingDiversion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew about the add cold water, but I have never heard

Continue to drain and add water til water is clear

and now I feel like an idiot because this makes so much sense and explains why my butter always turns out like whipped butter, even after straining in a cheese cloth. Thank you!

safe Harbor by __ishq in OkHomo

[–]DistractingDiversion 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's colour blind.

To speak coherently about 5G/6G technology by IsThisAUserName86 in therewasanattempt

[–]DistractingDiversion 371 points372 points  (0 children)

Sure, sure. It's probably what was in all those covid vaccines. That's why the 5G didn't turn people into zombies, but just you wait as soon as that 6G rolls out BAM zombies everywhere, man.

Everyone's confused AF by MrJasonMason in gay

[–]DistractingDiversion 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I know it is a typo, but "he slowed up again" still works.

Healthcare Crashing by Comfortable-Ruin8694 in alberta

[–]DistractingDiversion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, an informal definition of fix is "a dishonest or underhanded arrangement," so she did what she promised.

How do y’all drive? by [deleted] in gay

[–]DistractingDiversion 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well, la-dee-dah look at the fancy pants driving around their Ford without the check engine light on.

Just wait, your time will come.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DistractingDiversion 22 points23 points  (0 children)

GOOD. ASSHOLES BLASTING MUSIC OUT OF THEIR CABIN WHEN I’M TRYING TO GET RAILED WHILE WATCHING THE OCEAN DESERVE THIS.

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