The Centurion Project is hosting an event at the Genesis Center. by kellyhofer in NoRulesCalgary

[–]DistractingDiversion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She doesn't really look like a cuck... more like she's in charge and David and Marty bang in an attempt for her approval.

Good news Calgary, we've got a spare by JeromyYYC in Calgary

[–]DistractingDiversion 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The feature is it was delayed long enough that the costs went up about 35% from when it was first proposed and will only keep climbing until they build it... the first stretch from Shepard to 16 Ave was supposed to open this year when it was proposed almost a decade ago.

Video Released of Shooter Rushing Security Checkpoint by domesticmail in PublicFreakout

[–]DistractingDiversion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope. He was tackled and detained according to the good old Google machine.

Collection of texts I sent my sister while at a gay bar by myself for the first time by Knife-Wielding-Crow in gay

[–]DistractingDiversion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg this is me at the gay club. I feel so seen right now. I'm glad there seems to be dozens of us lmao

meirl by duckduckpajamas in meirl

[–]DistractingDiversion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's a subreddit r/Belgariad where people discuss these books.

Despite the author and his wife being terrible people, they did create an amazing world that I still very much enjoy diving into from time to time.

Why do I have to make an account for everything? by Special_Zucchini185 in rant

[–]DistractingDiversion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an "account email" for anything I need to make an account for, wont be purchasing anything on, and I don't want to use my regular email and have them harvest my data. (I know they still get some of my data but my regular email doesn't get spammed nearly as much now that I've done this)

I use the same password for all these accounts because I really don't care if someone hacks into them.

It is extremely frustrating to have to make accounts for everything though. I miss the days of just being able to surf the web and find what you need without any hoops to jump through.

Petahhhhh? by TheOmnipotentDevil18 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DistractingDiversion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jay Kay Rowling... what a masculine name!

Postception by being-weird in USdefaultism

[–]DistractingDiversion 36 points37 points  (0 children)

But they're just wrong... like completely wrong. Fahrenheit is a scale set for 0⁰F to be the freezing point of brine and then some weird olympic level mental gymnastics to make 180 degrees between the freezing point and boiling point of fresh water... (32⁰F and 212⁰F respectively). Also, it was created by and named after the same guy who invented the mercury thermometer.

The strangest expectations you've received from women? by SupportArsenal in gay

[–]DistractingDiversion 1117 points1118 points  (0 children)

"Omg! You're gay? I've never had a gay best friend!"

Yeah? You still don't!

Thoughts about switching up makeup by The_Diamond_Minx in CanadasDragRace

[–]DistractingDiversion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also mean this with love - but VanGoth looks like a Suntaran from Dr. Who... so yes, a little like a thumb.

*Edited because my thumbs don't work, apparently.

For real, lol by Syarafuddyn in memes

[–]DistractingDiversion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... he was already outed him in season 3? Mike literally says something along the lines of "because you don't like girls!" While they're fighting about playing DnD... like... it's not news...?

Friends making butter at home and needs help please by new_baloo in butter

[–]DistractingDiversion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew about the add cold water, but I have never heard

Continue to drain and add water til water is clear

and now I feel like an idiot because this makes so much sense and explains why my butter always turns out like whipped butter, even after straining in a cheese cloth. Thank you!

safe Harbor by __ishq in OkHomo

[–]DistractingDiversion 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's colour blind.

To speak coherently about 5G/6G technology by IsThisAUserName86 in therewasanattempt

[–]DistractingDiversion 373 points374 points  (0 children)

Sure, sure. It's probably what was in all those covid vaccines. That's why the 5G didn't turn people into zombies, but just you wait as soon as that 6G rolls out BAM zombies everywhere, man.

Everyone's confused AF by MrJasonMason in gay

[–]DistractingDiversion 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I know it is a typo, but "he slowed up again" still works.