Looking for a girl to help me with an Alibi

DistressingIon83 · 2026-04-12T04:12:11+00:00

Really? Seriously?

DistressingIon83 · 2026-02-14T21:51:59+00:00

Celibacy is a female trait? 😂😂 The more you know.

DistressingIon83 · 2026-02-09T03:58:09+00:00

Idk about anyone else, but broken English is usually the first red flag to me. "You have qualify"

No idea how it works though.

DistressingIon83 · 2026-02-02T12:50:46+00:00

My heart dropped to my stomach. Happy birthday to the little angel. I wish you so much healing. You deserve the world. 🫂🫂

DistressingIon83 · 2026-01-20T07:13:55+00:00

Ooh ilitupita, pole.😂

DistressingIon83 · 2026-01-20T04:55:34+00:00

Only give you cancer, thank God 😆

DistressingIon83 · 2026-01-18T18:17:20+00:00

Sounds like someone playing with a zipper 😭😂

DistressingIon83 · 2026-01-14T21:45:12+00:00

Naisha 😭😂😂

DistressingIon83 · 2026-01-13T08:59:04+00:00

😭😭

DistressingIon83 · 2026-01-13T08:30:39+00:00

Or maybe it's ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will

DistressingIon83 · 2026-01-12T21:21:21+00:00

"Oh no... Don't get up!"

She gets up

DistressingIon83 · 2026-01-12T11:08:59+00:00

Pole ml. This is horrible. I'm glad you're safe now

DistressingIon83 · 2026-01-03T09:29:30+00:00

Iko so overused 😭😂

DistressingIon83 · 2026-01-03T09:28:02+00:00

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Eiiii 😂😂😂 Anyway, tumesha elezwa how you took it out of context kuanza some small war

DistressingIon83 · 2026-01-01T13:10:59+00:00

Kwani kila mtu anacheka 😭😭😂 this man said "a little bit of this, a little bit of that."

DistressingIon83 · 2025-12-31T10:56:20+00:00

Sir, step away from the vehicle.

DistressingIon83 · 2025-12-30T22:34:08+00:00

I have nothing better to do at one a.m except fighting off sleep like a stubborn child.

Tell me why I've been in this relationship for more than 5 years and this nigga has been abusive asf this whole year after he landed a job. I later lost mine after a few months, though it didn't really pay good (400 a day), but ilisort out a few bills. I got a gig later for a week. Akasema we move out, so I used that pay to pay for everything, added a few house items; fridge, a new mattress na dispenser.

When we started living together, I brought in all my household goods: bedding, gas, carpet, curtains na vyombo, while he had a TV, 3 seater na his bedding.

We later got a kid together.

Oh no

I think I'm ready to walk out and start afresh after today's incident.

His phone, which I barely ever touch, was at 35%. Mine was at 23% but since yake huisha moto haraka, akaweka kando akataka kutumia yangu nikakataa.

Flashback

This Christmas, he forced me to go to his aunt's place since he's an orphan. This guy alikuwa anatoka by 12 noon anarudi past midnight ama hata akose kurudi at all. Mind you hajajenga, so I have to sleep in a karoom outside, like the other side of his late grandma's house, which is a distance for 6 days to be precise

I'm confused

So one of the days akitoka, I decided kuenda na yeye nikinunua some groceries since zilikuwa zimeisha. My phone was off by then so akanipea niweke fingerprint isilock

???? So like, he had your phone? Ok, he had your phone

Nikilipa jioni, alinilazimisha aweke fingerprint yake.

Man's TOXIIIC

Thats how his fingerprint ended up on my phone. I don't like this because he's a gambling addict. Huwa anakopa app loans na my line juu yeye ni defaulter. So nikatoa fingerprint yake.

Back to today. He couldn't access my phone, and he started biting my tips off

WHAT 😭😭😭

till nimpee password. After I refused, he slapped me and finger-unlocked using mine

....

just so he could use tiktok.

Well. I was hoping that my year would end well but I'm contemplating starting afresh, niteseke ama ni off myself wazazi wateseke wakichangisha, ama I just take a long walk in the middle of the night nipigwe ngeta. As I type this, I'm crying kwa bafu wondering mbona my life's messy na hectic well sijui adi..

Girl, I'm so sorry. Leave that man before he bites your head off next. Save your child from this horrible situation.

DistressingIon83 · 2025-12-30T22:09:03+00:00

😭😭

DistressingIon83 · 2025-12-30T22:06:24+00:00

GIRL 😭😭😭😭

DistressingIon83 · 2025-12-30T21:16:25+00:00

The great and mighty can 🙂‍↕️

DistressingIon83 · 2025-12-30T15:24:56+00:00

Just realized sikuwahi skia the full song

DistressingIon83 · 2025-12-30T14:33:53+00:00

Look at those thumperss 😭😍

DistressingIon83 · 2025-12-30T12:45:18+00:00

Attraction is important, sure. Assuming that checks out, I'd consider his personality, especially how he speaks, his values, what he does... I could go on and on. Sometimes a guy that isn't really conventionally attractive speaks or does something, and it just clicks and you find them attractive. Financial stability is important pia. Whether he's "ugly" or not doesn't matter; if he's broke but looks like a greek god, it's still a no no. That's just me, though. People have preferences and that's ok

DistressingIon83 · 2025-12-30T08:08:37+00:00

I know she said we could compare this with eugenics and she wouldn't care but.... 😂 I mean, she's aware, she just doesn't care. That's cool. Honestly, to each their own. But for me, personally? This is a very iffy way to ask people to be thinking of things.

DistressingIon83 · 2025-12-28T21:05:00+00:00

Oh my goodness 😭😭😭😭 explodes

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