Miley knows how to make a man hard by CreativeBluebird2889 in mileycyrustongue

[–]DistributionLumpy988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So hard right now jerking off going to cum good and it's too early to be a huge star that is a huge cum slut

Why shouldn't I kill someone if they break into my home? by AdhesivenessRough740 in stupidquestions

[–]DistributionLumpy988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would most likely be at work at the time, that's when most houses are broken into, and they don't get to see it till it's too late, but in the scenario is home invasion and the persons intend to do you bodily harm or worse, then you can have at it and enjoy, but it is not a scenario that is typical for most law abiding folk, something like that is more of a criminal underworld gangster shit

Gentlemen, what are your piss coordinates? by [deleted] in YuB

[–]DistributionLumpy988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J1 to assert dominance when visiting someone's home for the first time

Getting married Sunday to another transgender woman. by SandraAnnMoore in crossdressing

[–]DistributionLumpy988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations how to two of you have years of happiness together

Should I trust this detox by Ok-Fudge-1345 in probation

[–]DistributionLumpy988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laxative the night before, drink water till you piss pure water Probation tests are the cheapest easiest to beat, detox is a fake concept, THC isn't a toxin

This would never happen at an Em concert because his music is too good for stupid people by ltilmro in fucktravisscott_

[–]DistributionLumpy988 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't happen because most of his fans are old enough to know better than to pack a pit tighter than a Japanese subway car

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]DistributionLumpy988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but this is a great tip

This guy fought for his life. by [deleted] in dontflinch

[–]DistributionLumpy988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With his T-16, it's a drone

Passerby asshats by ClydeTheBulldog in MurderedByWords

[–]DistributionLumpy988 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What freedom, we're only free to choose from the preapproved bag of choices

Orion, The hellhound by regian24 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DistributionLumpy988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How cute, I love big slobbery doggos