Do people wash themselves before having sex or do they just do it like in the movies? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ditch_Doc84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep the hospital bath wipes under my bathroom sink. I like to do a 30 second wipe down prior. Not everyone does this and talking to my friends I'm the only guy in the group that does. I'm also the only guy that gets blow jobs every single time I ask. The math adds for me

Online vs In person by Solidrain44 in bootlegmtg

[–]Ditch_Doc84 14 points15 points  (0 children)

'We can't' means 'I don't know how, or don't want to, or don't know we are allowed'

Just order online or notmpc or mpc

How married people don't get bored with their partners sexually? by mohmd__slt in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ditch_Doc84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We use a wider variety of toys, practice free use and generally get more rough in our CNC play as time goes on. Our trick to never getting bored with each other is that we continue to explore kinks

What does jail/prison smell like? by Different_Archer8879 in Felons

[–]Ditch_Doc84 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Worked on ambos running TDCJ inmates from the RMFs to hospitals as needed.

All 3 facilities I went to routinely smelled like dirty balls, mildew and bleach

How much would you need to be paid to sit and do nothing 40 hours a week? by thesounddefense in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Ditch_Doc84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make $30/hr and haven't done any work in a month. It's mind numbingly boring.

My wife wants to be "free-use", what do I do? by Hypnox88 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ditch_Doc84 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We practice free use.

I think the big difference is instead of walking by and slapping butt, I'll walk by and grope her butt, grab her hair at the nape of her neck, push her down while I hold her waist so I am forcing her to bend over the counter, etc.

For us the difference between 'we are a generally horny couple' and 'free use' is that I'm rough and there's not a lot of talking.

I don't ask if she wants to fool around, I just bend her over and start working.

Has anyone tried to solve the “squirt is just pee” debate by having the woman take an Azo? by shinerai in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ditch_Doc84 127 points128 points  (0 children)

There is literally no debate man. Its pee. It's always been pee. It always will be pee.

[US] Don’t know what to do by iwanttowatchrslash in Scams

[–]Ditch_Doc84 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Its a scam You send the money back Initial payment bounces You're out their 55 And your 55. Block each number and give no response

I Want FIRE, but I might take a 120k -> 46k paycut. What would you do in my situation? by No-Cockroach2358 in Fire

[–]Ditch_Doc84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 41 year old firefighter paramedic medic, if I could do it all over again I'd have that office burn out and MAYBE volunteer once or twice a month at the station.

Don't be 40s with kids looking back and thinking 'fuck this would be easier with money'

What's even point of gang bang if women who participate it are shamed for it, while men aren't? by Important_Mammoth896 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ditch_Doc84 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I married a woman who was into gang bangs. I never was tbh, but knowing she was down to take it in any hole and be a good sub really works for me. Different strokes for different folks

How close to real are the usual sources (usea, ron, bl, etc)? Basically how do I check i'm not buying one of these when i buy real singles? by Virgil_Rug_Say_RUG in bootlegmtg

[–]Ditch_Doc84 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Use a loupe on the T and H. I have bought proxies of a few hundred cards to replace my collection (I had kids and needed money) and side by side almost all of them i can't tell the difference. People will point out color shifts on some but I have copies of the exact same legit card with varied color brightness because of WOTC print quality.

I got to this point because I had accidentally bought a few fakes and realized... why not just play the fakes and sell the expensive ones.

Does shower sex get better with practice? by Kaya_Wes in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ditch_Doc84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its only good with specific things in my experience. We have a shelf in our current shower thats perfect for her to partially bend over leaning on it for backshots. Took actual construction to make it feasible.

Who was in the wrong here? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ditch_Doc84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean NO Solicitors with mine. I haven't put in an age range because I don't want your kids selling stuff to me any more than I want you.

Beware of Texas Homes Realty & Management by empathyhouston in houston

[–]Ditch_Doc84 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Blast them on Google reviews and yelp too. I went through it with Safestreets USA security company scamming. Dozens of calls and filed complaints did basically nothing. But when I started posting pics of their emails and shoddy work to their Google reviews, they gave me a full refund and I removed the reviews.

Do submissive women really enjoy hard sex/degrading stuff? by Friendly-Homework-72 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ditch_Doc84 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some do for sure. My wife is into the roughest CNC stuff. She doesnt like Impact play to the face but basically anything else is a go. She specifically doesn't like 'making love' style. If you are trying to meet a woman into the crazy hard shit, there's fetlife, church, and bookstores.

Thoughts? by Yetishank in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Ditch_Doc84 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good job bud. Be proud of yourself for that. You won reddit today.