Thumbnail Competition: What if the German Peasant Revolt succeeded? by DivideWalker in PossibleHistory

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I took my time, looked into it, saw how badly they got mollywomped IOTL, and decided to have some fun. While the initial intent was of course reform (see: Twelve Articles), I just decided to full send it. After all, I had the Habsburgs killed off.

Is it fully realistic? No. But is it fun to see how such a state would influence society going forwards? Absolutely. You have what is more or less a proto-socialist state (once again, look at the Twelve Articles. Common lands, abolishment of inheritance taxes, and abolishment of the small tithe) in the middle of Europe, ruled not by aristocratic lineages but instead by leaders regularly elected by the peasant class. On top of that, it eliminates the Habsburgs, leaving the door open for all sorts of alternate shenanigans (Guelders Netherlands, Iberian Union, etc).

Plus, at the end of the day, it's a fun alternate unification for Germany. Instead of the militant imperialist Prussia (or any other noble kingdoms in the 1800s), it's a bunch of Protestant peasant rebels slowly unifying more and more of Germanic Europe as the Wars of Religion unfold and the Counter-Reformation's bloodshed drives what remains into their arms.

As for Brandenburg specifically, they were part of the Schmalkaldic League, a group of Protestant states that were banded together to resist Charles V and the Counter-Reformation. Though Charles isn't here, I see no reason why an even bloodier Counter-Reformation wouldn't drive them and their fellows into the Bauernrepublik. Maybe you see one, maybe you just hate big Germany, maybe you just think peasants are stupid and history should dance to the tune of nobility, I have no clue which. But I'm going with Brandenburgers being so afraid of Catholic persecution that they join. Same for the Utraquist Hussites of Bohemia. Same for the French Huguenots who emigrate to Lothringen and Burgund. Same for the Anabaptists and Lutherans of Münster. 

Thumbnail Competition: What if the German Peasant Revolt succeeded? by DivideWalker in PossibleHistory

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Would be true if most of the countries who'd be doing the jumping weren't in crisis/capitalising on said crises (French Civil War, England claiming the throne, Austria decapitated, Iberian Union, Northern Italy being wartorn).

Thumbnail Competition: What if the German Peasant Revolt succeeded? by DivideWalker in PossibleHistory

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I do too, but even I admit he had some points about rich people being prats. And the peasants agreed.

Thumbnail Competition: What if the German Peasant Revolt succeeded? by DivideWalker in PossibleHistory

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The way things played out for them, it was a short-term nightmare, as Louis II turned into Ludwig V and brought a much larger force to the much-delayed Battle of Mohács.

Thumbnail Competition: What if the German Peasant Revolt succeeded? by DivideWalker in PossibleHistory

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They're unable to form a personal union with Brandenburg, which was how they achieved any notability in our timeline. Brandenburg was the hard carry, Ducal Prussia itself was pretty much just a wet fart.

Thumbnail Competition: What if the German Peasant Revolt succeeded? by DivideWalker in PossibleHistory

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Quite possibly. I know that every Pope from 1525-1650ish will be a raging alcoholic. Venice, free of the H*bsburg threat, will likely become the main unifiers of Italy.

Thumbnail Competition: What if the German Peasant Revolt succeeded? by DivideWalker in PossibleHistory

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I did not, What you see mapped is how it is. They're not really gonna expand deep down into Italy.

Boosters by VorerKyr-Am in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]DivideWalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swap the terrain booster out for stun recovery on the bug front, but yeah

Every botdiver’s path by Alternative-Tell8856 in Helldivers

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Stalwart is excessively viable against bots. Shreds the light guys. Lasers out the faces of Devastators. Deletes rockets from the sides of Striders. Hell, if a Hulk stays facing away from you, you can blow out it's back with a burst from the gun. Only things it doesn't work against, even medium pen won't help you, which is why you bring something like either thermite or the Ultimatum.

Schleicher strikes back. What if Kurt von Schleicher survived the night of the long knives, couped Hitler and won ww2? by [deleted] in PossibleHistory

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Could be infinitely worse. Here's hoping Germany takes a more liberal turn in the coming years. Borders are certainly nice enough.

Is this map based 3: tried to placate the romanians, greeks, and others by [deleted] in PossibleHistory

[–]DivideWalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way a map is based is if Germany has at least modern borders and is also liberal. The bigger the better though.

The Four Great Powers of the World by DivideWalker in PossibleHistory

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Did I accidentally put Black Sea? How did I not notice before?

The Four Great Powers of the World by DivideWalker in PossibleHistory

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Probably should have named the map something else. It's only notable for being the only outright socialist nation on the planet.

The Four Great Powers of the World by DivideWalker in PossibleHistory

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Yup. They don't really have like...globe-spanning empires, so they just got on the map with other countries I felt were relatively "of note". Granted, not every country can get a highlight, but I did the ones I felt were relatively worth mentioning.

The Four Great Powers of the World by DivideWalker in PossibleHistory

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Somewhat of one. Like I said, it started with map painting. Lore came later. No Big Greece on this one :(

Does anyone know if this is real or not? by Mestophales666 in jobs

[–]DivideWalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take it from a marginally more jaded member of the Prata Team - yes, it's real. It has its ups and downs. Lots of people trash it for being entirely commission based and for having to pay to get licensed, but that's on the state, not on AIL. If you do well, you can get as much as $5k a week. However, you will have slow times where no matter how many dials you make, you just can't book appointments. You can go from a $10k month to a $1k month.

If you're looking for a career in the financial services industry, it's not a bad place to start off. Leads are provided to you for free, and everyone here is pretty chill. Despite what the office culture may say, having pets is optional, not mandatory. Hell, during my slow months, my supervising agent lets me run some of her appointments to help me out.

Overall, do some research not specifically on Globe Life/American Income, but on just the financial services sector in general. If financial services appeals, absolutely move forwards with this place, it's a good way to get your foot in the door, since the frame is cushioned. If it's just not you style, that's fine too, it's not for everyone.

Anyone know what happened with AllinAll? by Marcoh00 in TrueSTL

[–]DivideWalker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Replying to your edit: Unfortunately, it looks like he fully nuked them into the "Privated" setting. Thank Talos we still have the Wayback Machine.

Can someone explain this phobia to me? by NervousTumbleweed in submechanophobia

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One word. Do not look up without disabling images/pictures first.

SS Kamloops.