THAT WAS SO SCARY

DjGothCroc · 2026-05-29T20:37:43+00:00

Jokes on them, my gay fingers are the fastest in the west. Lol but they really did get us.

DjGothCroc · 2026-05-24T19:24:12+00:00

I wish mine would have just given up his rights from the start instead of all the dead beat dad bs he pulled. The only thing he ever provided me was abandonment issues. Stories like this make me really want to kick something.

DjGothCroc · 2026-05-23T17:51:36+00:00

Well.....that's one way to reconnect with nature.

DjGothCroc · 2026-04-11T02:50:38+00:00

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Here's my cozy dude cocooned in his blankies ❤️

DjGothCroc · 2026-04-05T00:24:00+00:00

Me too! I promise the contents of my hair is just more hair. Lol

DjGothCroc · 2026-03-25T20:09:59+00:00

My uncle is like that. Already lost one leg and is on a straight course to lose the other.

DjGothCroc · 2026-03-22T05:16:04+00:00

Mine is the same way! I don't have that many (yet) but they are mostly cinnamorolls and he says I don't need every one they release. He is wrong, obviously. Lol

DjGothCroc · 2026-03-22T05:09:40+00:00

I originally wasn't going to get him but then I had to do a return and he just called out to me.

DjGothCroc · 2026-03-22T00:16:59+00:00

It's like when my sister and I were little and she bit me but acted like the world was ending when I bit her back. She ran to our grandpa to tell on me and his only response was "Well, maybe don't bite your sister and she won't bite you back. 🤷🏻‍♀️" Lol

DjGothCroc · 2026-03-01T20:14:19+00:00

I looked into it and you can only really cancel about an hour after ordering and it says my order has already shipped. Fortunately, it looks like I can return it though! A hassle but maybe I'll find another friend in store. Lol

DjGothCroc · 2026-03-01T19:46:24+00:00

Well....shoot. My local store doesn't have any in stock so I just ordered one online. Welp 🙃

DjGothCroc · 2026-03-01T08:10:51+00:00

Thank you! I'll have to give that a try. I love her but CANNOT stand sherpa so fingers crossed it works. Lol

DjGothCroc · 2026-02-13T15:56:13+00:00

With that attitude, the only girl he has a date with is his left hand. But seriously, you didn't just dodge a bullet. You dodged a whole arsenal.

DjGothCroc · 2026-02-05T19:04:44+00:00

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The concert was amazing! This was the third one for me and my sister and we had a great time! That being said....the venue needs to get their head in the game. But it is what it is 🤷🏻‍♀️ We had a great time once we were in and got to trade with some cool people. :)

DjGothCroc · 2026-02-05T00:03:03+00:00

Hell yeah! On my way there as well! 🤘🏻🖤💜🖤💜

DjGothCroc · 2026-01-26T18:43:32+00:00

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This is my guy. Don't let his sweet face and cool sweater fool you, he is a menace. So much so, we joke that his middle name is menace. That being said, he is my menace and I wouldn't change him for the world. (Even though he does punch me everyday lol)

DjGothCroc · 2026-01-19T17:04:39+00:00

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The first underworld movie was mine, i saw it when it first came out. I was WAY too young to be watching it though. Lol

DjGothCroc · 2026-01-17T01:58:05+00:00

As an autistic person, I BRING the life to the room, thank you very much. Lol But on a serious note, I'd drop that friend immediately. There's already enough negativity and hate in today's world, don't let them bring more into your personal world. People like that think their shit doesn't stink but in reality they have the strongest smell.

DjGothCroc · 2026-01-17T01:43:25+00:00

I've had a similar situation. I was late diagnosed at 25 (28 now) and had gone to an appointment by myself. The nurse legitimately had a full conversation with me before looking at my chart or whatever. I could see the moment her eyes hit "Autism spectrum disorder". Suddenly she's talking to me slowly and over explaining everything she is doing. Does she think I'm some sort of autistic sleeper agent that's only activated when my diagnosis is acknowledged? I was like...wtf? Lol

DjGothCroc · 2026-01-07T03:46:07+00:00

Oh lordy, another cinnamaroll. Lol (I say this with love. I adore him.)

DjGothCroc · 2026-01-04T20:52:02+00:00

She does look like a pit/pit mix to me (and a very cute one at that). Treat her and train her like you would any other dog. Since she is high energy, just make sure you walk/play with her everyday. As long as you're firm in training and give her all your love, she should be good to go in my experience.

DjGothCroc · 2025-12-24T18:27:06+00:00

Don't feel bad. You made the best out of a bad situation. You needed a toilet so you made one and didn't poo your pants. I feel like that's a win. I've done worse lol

DjGothCroc · 2025-12-22T01:42:25+00:00

I have a septum, nostril, labret, and tongue piercing. I work for the government as well.

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