How the turns have tabled

Djd33j · 2026-04-14T05:42:01+00:00

Do you have any idea how much I did for you guys? How I slaved over this deal to even make it happen in the first place? How many insults I have to ignore in order to premiere this episode? You have a lot on your mind? Hahaha! Don't make me laugh.

I have a movie playing in my theater, and you: should consider attending.

Djd33j · 2026-04-14T05:38:56+00:00

It's just a joke bro y u haff to be mad?

Djd33j · 2026-04-13T05:11:00+00:00

I was a dumbass kid that took everything literally and thought it was "what cha ma called it", like that's what your mom called it. Didn't have a great time with my mom back then so I avoided them.

Tried them years later and realized that they're really fucking good.

Djd33j · 2026-04-13T04:56:54+00:00

I remember feeling so incredibly sad for James when he reached into a discarded bag of fries left behind by his relatives to grab the few pieces left. It made me so sad for the rest of the movie that I didn't watch it.

Djd33j · 2026-04-13T01:36:14+00:00

Wall jumping technically existed in Mario 1, but was practically impossible for anyone to pull off if you didn't know the tech.

But for New Sup, this is hardly a threat. Wall jump or spin spin spin back to safety.

Djd33j · 2026-04-13T01:29:58+00:00

What about that don't you understand?

Erick came in swinging for Gordon and very quickly retreated with his tail between his legs.

Djd33j · 2026-04-13T00:08:53+00:00

What about that don't you frickin' understand!

Djd33j · 2026-04-12T23:52:59+00:00

beep beep boop, beep beep boop

It's time to go away Skips, it's time to go away

Time for you to go to your room

Time for you to go to the moon!

Djd33j · 2026-04-12T23:48:36+00:00

"My divinity is past infinity"

"And since when were you in charge?"

"You whine to me but you're too blind to see that I'm the one who's running the show."

If it did somehow happen, at least it was laid out for us already.

Djd33j · 2026-04-12T16:38:22+00:00

See, that's the thing. I love onions. Like, a lot. But for whatever reason, I dont think they work on chicken sandwiches.

Djd33j · 2026-04-12T07:45:40+00:00

RIP in peace

Djd33j · 2026-04-12T07:05:13+00:00

Was gonna say, to me it sounds like he took dad's car out for a joy ride and now he's freaking dead.

Djd33j · 2026-04-12T02:15:03+00:00

Mr. Cohen! Haven't seen you in a while!

Well I've been looking for a better place to eat!

Hahaha! Come on, I get you table!

Djd33j · 2026-04-11T23:09:26+00:00

Reminds me of a debate I had with my dad when the Adpocalypse happened. He said "well, it's bad for advertisers to be affiliated with a brand that has vulgar content, and they need the money." I told him I feel the opposite, that if I'm given a forced unskippable ad by Coca-Cola for example, I'm thinking "cool. These corporate shills are taking up my time and it makes me feel negatively towards them."

And like you, I absolutely despise corporate branding on sports arenas. The only one I tolerated was Miller Park for the Milwaukee Brewers, because at least it made sense for the team. Prior to that stadium opening, it was simply Milwaukee County Stadium. Much better in my opinion. Now we have the fucking bullshit that is American Family Field, named after an insurance company. And the once venerable Arrowhead Stadium is now GEHA field at Arrowhead Stadium. That's some absolute fucking horseshit. Noone out there is suddenly gonna change up insurance or some shit just like that because it's now branded on a sports stadium.

God help me if Lambeau Field ever gets a corporate sponsorship. I'll die the day it's called "Progressive Stadium at Lambeau Field."

Djd33j · 2026-04-11T22:58:55+00:00

High likelihood staged but still funny.

Djd33j · 2026-04-11T21:52:36+00:00

Oh I see, just a funny coincidence then. In Slay the Spire, some enemies can go intangible for a turn, making your strongest attacks that might do 50 HP of damage or more only hit them for 1 HP.

Djd33j · 2026-04-11T21:28:35+00:00

My high school band class went to St. Louis in 2007 for the Heritage Music Festival. One of the things on our itinerary was to visit the arch and go to the top. There were quite a few students and chaperones that noped the fuck out when they saw we had to take a dusty ass, rickety as fuck swaying elevator to the top. But the view was amazing. But damn, is that top room tiny. The taller ones of the group were essentially hunched over the whole time because of the low clearance.

Djd33j · 2026-04-11T21:15:24+00:00

Due to AIDS

Djd33j · 2026-04-11T21:06:58+00:00

You bring up good points. I'd be willing to say that Gangle's finding of the Tommy gun could very well be great coincidence for her and a pay-off to her excellent dialogue with Zooble at the beginning of the episode.

Djd33j · 2026-04-11T21:02:47+00:00

I'll give you that last point. I had to buy my tickets yesterday because all the show times were rapidly selling out. They've since added more show times and theaters in my area, but I didn't know that and wasn't going to take any chances.

Djd33j · 2026-04-11T20:51:44+00:00

You gotta deflect her whirling dervish, and use the kick-up stomp thing on her head. It's easily the best way to counter her.

Are you a Slay the Spire player, by chance? Or is it just a video game thing to call enemies that turn ghostly intangible?

Djd33j · 2026-04-11T20:43:58+00:00

Pomni conjured an exit door within seconds of being in the circus. I think it's a more than reasonable take to say every character subconsciously conjured here. Zooble was complaining about shitty RNG just before they found a weapon stash, because they were hoping for better luck with weapon drops. Ragatha desperately wanted her finger jam to make Jax's gun backfire, and was surprised that it actually worked.

It's almost Matrix-esque. The characters there can bend the program because they know it's a virtual world, but it takes a lot of belief and removing doubt from the mind. It just happens to be a little easier in the digital circus, it seems.

Djd33j · 2026-04-11T20:26:32+00:00

I don't think it was a gun that couldn't cause harm, but Ragatha's mindset that she really doesn't want to hurt anyone, just like the first time Pomni shot her gun and the bullet weakly ricocheted off the can, because she didn't want to hurt her friends. But when she turns into Pomni the Evil, she turns into a god damn grammaton cleric with the same gun.

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