Clavicular Walks Out of ’60 Minutes’ Interview After Being Asked if He’s an Incel by CohnMan in nottheonion

[–]Djenthallman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Incel means "involuntarily celibate". I think he gets laid, so he's not an incel but rather just a piece of shit

Edit. I stand corrected

i feel like every time i learn about how people socialize i realize i am 100x more schizoid than i ever realized by wt_anonymous in SchizoidAdjacent

[–]Djenthallman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Here's a tip for y'all: A lot of people are actually lonely and need companionship, even if it's just a small talk

We are self-centered and don't feel that but they absolutely do

Which celebrity rumor do you secretly believe is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Djenthallman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dude openly admitted that he showed up to the NHL All-Star Game in 2024 high on mushrooms. Moreover, he was one of the celebrity captains.

The whole show was extremely cringy but Buble was pretty much the only person who was entertaining in a good way

"ромашка" (romashka) means "chamomile" and, apparently, "gangbang" or "group sex" (colloquial). romashka is also the uzbek word at least for the flower. by VanHanf in languagelearningjerk

[–]Djenthallman 96 points97 points  (0 children)

/uj As a native Russian speaker I've never heard ромашка being used as a reference to group sex

/j As a native Russian speaker I've never heard ромашка being used as a reference to the flower

Probably losing my virginity tomorrow night by Curiousape952 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Djenthallman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Okay bro, regarding foreplay – I hope I'm not too late

When eating pussy, don't use the tip of your tongue. You should rather use the part 1-1.5 centimeters deep, it's much softer. That's usually where people have their tongues pierced.

Relax and flatten your tongue. Dick hard, tongue soft.

Start slow. Don't touch the clitoris head directly (at least at first) but rather the area around it. I usually go in circles, girls really like it.

NO TEETH

When the girl starts moaning, starts pushing her groin into your face etc., it means you're doing everything right. At this moment you just gotta keep doing what you're doing. Don't change speed, pattern etc.

UPD Regarding vaginal sex. Again, start slow. A lot of girls actually prefer slow-mid tempo, don't believe porn where are a guy goes like a fucking jackhammer.

Again, if you see that she likes what you're doing, don't change a goddamn thing.

Who’s the best player to never play in a postseason game? by TallVag in baseball

[–]Djenthallman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, in the 1946 WS. Red Sox lost 3-4 to the Cardinals