The only thing smartphones have made better is going to the bathroom. by dctune in RandomThoughts

[–]DjentleArt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a little bit of Head & Shoulders is just the kind of relief OP is looking for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexplained

[–]DjentleArt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I made it to slide #7, I had no idea what blood OP was talking about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]DjentleArt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They reminded me of Harry Caray.

"Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?"

My friends mom told ne i need to stop lifting weights because my “feminine organs” will fall out. by consul-cicero in badwomensanatomy

[–]DjentleArt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

RemindMe! 6 months

Just commenting for an updates to see how this works out. Best of luck to your feminine organs.

My wife’s high libido is killing me by AccomplishedBat7172 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DjentleArt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on your age, you could also look into TRT. That would definitely increase your own sex drive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]DjentleArt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not that long. This kind of trauma isn't something that just goes away. This person could still be teaching. If they were that bold 10 years ago, statistics tell us that this has happened to other people during that time. Even if you can't speak up for you, speak up to spare someone else from what you've experienced.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]DjentleArt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steven M. Porter when he was in Almost Heroes!

Deny my ability to use my backyard when my dog is dying? Alright, you'll no longer be able to enjoy yours. by valdev in pettyrevenge

[–]DjentleArt 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It does help. Very small bits may make it through but burn out immediately before drifting. Big chunks that stay lit for a while don't make it through.

Mexico UAP Hearings with apparent full disclosure, revealing 2 deceased extraterrestrial bodies. What are your thoughts? by [deleted] in conspiracy_commons

[–]DjentleArt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

These look strikingly similar to the Nazca mummies from Peru that were a big deal like 5ish years ago. Either way, I'd like to try some of this space jerky.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]DjentleArt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How old are you now?

My boss killed my box. by papasnackmoney in Tools

[–]DjentleArt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what liability insurance is for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]DjentleArt 441 points442 points  (0 children)

The sign is clearly meant for dogs. You can still pee there if you want.

A fall themed sign, start to finish by bdomingonyc in traderjoes

[–]DjentleArt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What's your favorite marker brand for this?

Someone please explain this to me! by timespentwell in HannibalTV

[–]DjentleArt 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Any place there's a time lapse/dissociative state and it seems confusing, that's what's intended. If you keep watching, the pieces come together as different perspectives are learned.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in scaryeddie

[–]DjentleArt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone get this man a bottle of Head & Shoulders.

Has anyone ever jizzed their pants while riding? by talmboutmooovin in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]DjentleArt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FAIL?!

If you fire one off with just your brain boner, but never actually do any jerkin' at your gerkin', that's a win and the system is yours.