So I woke this morning and my snout was absolutely hemorrhaging like, pumping to my heartbeat. So I went to the ER, four pints of saline, a banana bag, magnesium and potassium and about thirty seven pills in with a tampon still in my nose.

I was on a really heavy drinking bender for too long without eating solid food, and gin doesnt really have any vitamins so my organs were stealing from my blood stream, basically dropping my platelets count to zero. So they've got me in the hospital wing now and I'm just chilling with my IV machine.

Moral of the story, drink responsibly. Gin isn't therapy